#slime stream

ULTRA TUESDAY!! time to kill is what i always say. on a tuesday..., TONIGHT At 7pm!! I will be ultra Killing !! i definitely know what that means and what this entails!! probably entrails actually.. hrm. 

TO NIGHT AT 8pm EST!! with @leviathan-teeth

(ft. the ONE.. the ONLY.. DINKERT. ( @jame7t​​ will also be there ig )

tonight @7:30pm EST im beating my high score in 3D PINBALL FOR WINDOWS - SPACE CADET, and i aint stopping until that number counter says 6969696969... or until its time me to be on @jame7t​’s stream! Shouldnt be a problem for the likes of ME tho

imagine a disk, right? now imagine you pop open the disk drive and slap that bad boy in there... you still with me? the gentle whir begins to sound against the walls, as the LOUDEST and BEST INTRO scene to any game begins. a small furry scientist- you getting all this? -a small furry scientist wadddles along a dirt path only to happen upon a - get this - CULT RITUAL. I know, and you’ll never believe this. Summoning the one, the only, BARON DANTE- what do you mean you dont know how that is. God DAMMIT I guess we’re playing croc 2 again. jesus fucking . uncultured masses, unaware of the 3d platformer of all time and my sisyphean cheerleaders singing and dancing at my failure to surmount it.    8 PM TONIGHT only on TWITCH.TV/KELLEYCUBES  my sisyphean cheerleaders: @officiallysleeping​ @jame7t​ @cottoncandylesbo​

at 5pm EST i will be resuming my attempt to kiss v2.. i just cant find the button .. plus !! it’s only killed me a few (dozen) times... so i legally think it owes me ONE (1) forehead kiss.