Came home from a long day of holding a humanoid form and just wanted to relax in a puddle. I knew something was afoot when my machinegirlfriend was stifling giggles as she pulled me in for a kiss. One thing led to another and I was approximating a French kiss by pumping her mouth full of slime and... Well, I just wasn't expecting her to have installed a Pythagorean siphon in it. Slorped me right up and unceremoniously poured me on the ground, laughing all the while!













