can we get some nsfw drunk hook up head cannons with the clones pleassssseeee!!!
ā°ā⤠Hook up headcanons.
character(s): clones + tbb reader: gn! reader warnings: EXPLICIT CONTENT [a/n: YES GIMME MORE FREAKYY GUYS and yes⦠i did add slick, iāve been rewatching the clone wars for the umpteenth time and forgot that i liked him lmao]
501ST
REX is at the table with some of the torrent company, heās drinking cautiously, because he knows someone is going to be stupid. but once they all start going and heās left on his own, heāll just lean in his chair and drink the leftovers of his brothersāconsidering, he paid for them. a new glass of drink is given to him, he thanks you quietly and you both get to know each other.
heās lips are on yours, making out with you sloppily as he pushes you softly into the communal refresher of his base. his hands are on your thighs and he lifts you up against the wall. his hand holds your nape and heās driving into you. āshiiit! thatāsāmmph!āgood.ā heās panting against your lips as he keeps his eyes locked with yours.
FIVES is the biggest heavyweight in the 501st, just after hardcase. heās drinking and drinking, but enjoying himself, he leaves the table and flirts with anybody he sees. itās when he flirts with you, and you flirt back. it gets heated and crude.
and now heās in a toilet cubicle with you, his hands gripping your lower back as heās driving erratically into you. his lips are pressed against your nape, drooling on your skin. āoh, you feel so fucking good, shitāoh, fuck! donāt think iāve ever had anybody feel this good, hngh, nghāyeah, thatās it, clench around me, fucking harderālike thatā¦ā heās the biggest fucking talker ever.
JESSE likes to think of himself as reasonable, othersā think otherwise. so what if heās doing stupid challenges with fives and that ends up with him being more drunk than heād like at the end of the night? heās having fun. and shit, if he didnāt think locking his eyes with you, at the edge of the room in the middle of it all, made it feel like fate.
because later on, youāre lying down, and heās on top of you, mouth on your groin, whilst yours on his. his thighs tighten around your neck and he moans pathetically against your skin. his nails dug into your legs. āfu-uhh-ck! need you to keep goinā, iām so fuckingāhnn, gonna come ātil i black out cause of that fuckinā mouth.ā
HARDCASE is already drunk by the first hour heās there, yes, he is a heavyweight, but heās already drank more drinks than anybody else. heās giggly and loud and is walking around to greet every one in the place. then he meets you, and heās getting more giddy, heās already revealed every single aspect of himself.
including the fact that he was rubbing his clothed dick against your clothed crotch. his eyes were wide and watery, his mouth wide open as he let unabashed whines and whimpers tore through his throat. his pace is fast and sloppy, āfuck! feel fuckinā amazing⦠ungg⦠gonna make me cream my blacks.ā
KIX doesnāt get drunk, the only time he does, is when his shift has gone wrong, or he doesnāt have a shift for a day or so. and when he does, he wants to be on his own, maybe jesseāll come with him, but thatās it. someone goes to sit by him and he shakes his head, about to ask them to go away, but then he looks upāyou werenāt what he was expecting and he let you sit down.
that conversation had turned to him on his knees, hands on your hips, and him pleasuring you. āmff⦠mmh⦠nn.ā he moans against you, his nails digging into your skin, he pulls away with a pant, āyou taste good, shitā¦ā he whispers and delves back in.
DOGMA is not a drinker, well, he tells himself that. fives and hardcase are egging him on to have one drink that isnāt lemonade. he finally listens and itās not as bad as he thought, he didnāt say anything so he let them buy him his drinks⦠free drinks, he supposes? also, nobody knew he was going to be such a lightweight either, but it shouldnāt be a surprise. he bumps into you, and heās mesmerised by how you look.
not long later, he finds himself riding your thigh, his hands on your chest as his head is thrown back. he didnāt even think heād ever hook up in his entire life. but with someone so understanding and accepting, heās having the fucking time of his life. āngh, oh mm, yessssā¦ā his fingernails are dragging down your chest, his legs are squeezed against your leg and his pace is increasing. āsogoodsogoodsogood, fuck! shit⦠ghhā¦ā he even finds himself shouting curses.
TUP doesnāt drink on his own, heāll only have some if heās with his brothers. especially, if heās getting encouraged to have some by certain people (fives and hardcase), heāll definitely get to drinking if he sees dogma out of all of them drink. it hypes him up and he starts getting multipleāheās a lightweight, of course. and he starts to befriend everyone. then he meets you, and boy does he get to talking.
but that talking turns into long groans and loud sobs as his face is buried in your shoulder. his hands are hold yours tightly and his pelvis is moving at a desperate rate. āmmh! hnn, nhh⦠you feel so good. so good, so good, so good. please⦠just lemme keep goinā, hnn!ā
212TH
CODY came for one drink, a single drink, until he was joined by some brothers and he started to have more. because, he wasnāt alone and he had company. he went over to the bar to order some more drinks, and he turned his head to observe everything. it was you who started flirting with him first.
and now he was on his back, lying on some dirty tiles, with his hands on your hips. soft moans and grunts slipped through his lips as he guides your riding movements. ādeeper, mnghādeeper, i know you can get me in deeper. cāmon, yeahhh, shit, there we goā¦ā
SLICK goes out of his way to go drinking on his own. he needs the alone time, and itās refreshing. he wonāt drink himself until heās blacked out, but he will drink until he feels himself becoming less sober. heāll just sit at the table and observe everything. he raises an eyebrow when you come to sit next to him, offering him a drink. he thanks you hesitantly and when you both get to talking, you seemed like somebody he could trust.
now he was pressing your face against the floor, his hand gripping your hip as his nose slid down your upper back and traced against your spine, inhaling your scent sharply. āsmell so good, mfff⦠stay just like that for me, yeahā¦ā
WOLFPACK
WOLFFE is leaning against his chair, watching his brothers drink themselves to abandon. he snorts and looks away, pretending he wasnāt doing the same. his eyes shift over the small crowd, and a certain person makes his eye glint, putting his glass down, he excuses himself and walks up to you.
and after that, his hand is on the back of your head, and his other hand is holding your thigh, curling it under you as he pounds into you. heās growling and snarling, before sinking his teeth into your nape. āmfff! shitākeep squeezinā me like that and iām gonna come so fuckinā hard.ā
CORRIES
FOX doesnāt hook up often, or at all. but he goes to bars for a drink with some of his corrie brothers, and he didnāt realise how stressed out he wasābecause not long after, he was absolutely wasted. also it doesnāt help that the first person he locks his eyes onto is so fucking attractive, and in a matter of minutes youāre both in a random closet in the building.
āhngh, fuck! unh, shiiitājust like that, yeahā¦ā his face is buried in your throat, his noises are pouring out unashamedly. his pelvis is hitting against you, and his eyes are glossed over. āyou feel so ffffā¦fucking goodā¦ā
TBB
HUNTER drinks a lot, but heās quite a heavyweight, which is good for him, because he can drink however the hell he wants. if itās a pretty bad day, heāll drink himself until heās wasted without actually realising. he walks to the door but stumbles slightly, having you catch him. he chuckles and thanks you, which starts up a conversation.
he makes sure the marauder is empty, and heāll keep it that way until heās done. heās sat on the seat in the cockpit with you on his lap, his hand is on your nape and heās letting you ride him hard. he groans loudly, and muffled whimpers escape him as his tongue drags up your neck, tasting the sweat that was beading on you. āyeah⦠keep goinā, just like that.ā
WRECKER likes to drink and have fun, heās even more energetic once heās had a few, and is yapping on about things that donāt even make sense. he goes to random strangers and starts a conversation with him, and the only one who engages is youāwhich makes him very happy.
and now heās hoisted you up back at the empty marauder, heās fucking you urgently and earnestly, making certain things creak. heās hands are gripping your ass and his forehead is against yours. āhmngh! mmhāsorry, iām probably goinā too hard, mnn, canāt help it⦠youāre so good, youāre amazinā. hngh, doinā so well.ā
TECH only drinks if crosshair calls him a coward or other words, which then annoys him, and he needs to prove him wrong. so, in the end, he accidentally gets himself drunk, and itās not even the first time itās happened. he goes up to get another drink, whilst tripping over his own feet, and you catch him. he turns around embarrassed and thanks you under his breath.
and other talking for a while and getting to know each other for a couple hours, his back is against the metal of his bunk and his hands are cupping your neck, your lips are moving against his hungrily. his hips subtly rock against your thigh, soft sighs and grunts vibrate against your lips. āhm, iāve got to say, iām not used toānhh, just doing this with anyone. but⦠hah, i might be able to get used to this. keepā! keep going, please?ā
CROSSHAIR doesnāt get drunk, he doesnāt, thatās what he tells everybody. he isnāt a light weight, and heāll prove that to anybody, his feet donāt tremble when heās walking over to the bar to grab another drink. and his eyes definitely donāt linger over to you, drinking alone next to him, and greeting him. he scoffs and rolls his eyes. āyou must be really lonely to start speaking to me.ā
well, he must be lonely too, because heās got you roughed up against the nav-console. his teeth nibbling on your earlobe as gruff groans spill into your hearing. his hips arenāt fast, but theyāre deep and firm, his hands have your thighs positioned where he can bury himself into you. āmn, mmh⦠hm. keep fuckinā still or iāll stop.ā (he wonāt)
ECHO used to get drunk often, back with fives, and now, he likes to do it for nostalgia. heāll sit with the others and drink as he watches them banter and argue. he laughs quietly and rolls his eyes, he excuses himself and goes to the bar to order another drink. he stares down at the wood and your voice makes him jolt out of whatever sudden mindset he was in and smiles. you ask if heās okay and he nods, he thanks you and introduces himself, and vice versa.
his lips are on yours and he settles in your lap, he doesnāt quite have the courage to go naked with a stranger because of his mechanics, but thatās a self-conscious thing. his lips trail down your neck and nips softly at your skin, he rocks with you and tilts his head back. āoh⦠mnn⦠keep goinā, this feels really good.ā
MISC
BLY doesnāt make drinking a habit, but tonight felt different, the liquid burning his throat was too good not to leave. he didnāt have anybody with him either. before he could order another drink, he had a random one slide in front of him. he smiled and thanked you, and you both started talking.
his talking later on, turned into long whines as his hand gripped your head, his head tilted back against a brick wall and sweat beading down his forehead. he was in an alleyway, letting your mouth go downtown on his cock. āmngh, hm, mnn, nngāshiiit⦠youāre doinā so good,ā he whimpers as drool slips down his chin.
MAYDAY drinks whenever he gets the chance to, he enjoys the alcohol burning his throat. heās usually keeping his thoughts to himself, maybe on occasion, heāll speak to people. he goes to put his glass on the bar and the person next to him catches his eye. you introduce yourself and he greets you back.
and now youāre both in his quarters, blanket and pillows sprawled onto the floor. his nose and forehead his squashed against yours, his hand gripping your ass as his thrusts into you. āfeels food, unh, you feel so good. can keep goinā all fuckinā night.ā
GREGOR always finds himself drinking after a mission, usually just to chill out from the chaos. he doesnāt mind sitting alone, heāll sit there and keep drinking until he fancies going back to base. he stands up and returns his glass to the bar, he notices you alone and walks up to you, you seemed like quite a friendly face, so he greets you and you both talk.
heās now got you against a wall, his hand gripping your thigh and his face buried in your shoulder. he whines into your skin as he fucks you against the bricks. āfuuck⦠got me feelinā so good, baby⦠hnn.ā
HOWZER is usually dragged by his brothers to go drinking, they claim itās a celebratory drink, but he knows that theyāre just using that as an excuse to get drunk. so, he tries to stay as sober as he can, so they canāt get into trouble. heāll indulge more once he knows theyāve gone back safely. he leaves the table and walks to the door, he notices you and holds the door open with a smile. you introduce yourself and he does the same thing back.
who knew a simple door holding could lead to him on the floor, hand gripping your ass and his hips bucking up desperately. ānnhh, youāre doinā soāmnnāwell!ā his head is thrown back, and he feels saliva slip down his lips.












