#slenderparker

sitting in the car in an empty parking lot eating our frozen yogurt because it's real effin cold outside, when a police officer shines lights all in on us and asks if we've "been smoking marijuana", all of this happening literally while Bridget has straight edge world wide pulled up on her phone because she was showing me straight edge watches

Today was fun as fuck and we walked like a million miles

in other news it's officially Parker's 17th birthday and he is my best friend and probably hates me but he sticks around anyway so please say nice things to him and tell him how pretty he is

you should all ask Parker about that time he got a boner at my house watching Fight Club

Let me telllll you about Parker Donovan Johnson Apparently we met when we were just youngins at a Halloween costume contest because we're both identical twins and our parents started talking. I vaguely remember that but it happened. I knew of him in middle school but we only exchanged a few conversations that held no significance because he was a PERV and just one of those creepy boys you didn't wanna talk to. In ninth grade was when we became real friends because we had geography together and I was like OMG HES SO HAWT and we would text all the time and he found out I had a crush on him and it was so awkward. We started hanging out more frequently and having more meaningful conversations and being idiots together. And honestly, going into senior year, I can say that he is my only consistent, true friend throughout high school. I love that kid to death and I'm so happy to call him my best friend. Because who else would jump up and be on their way out of their house already when I call them crying to make sure I'm okay? He knows more about me than anyone else (he could totally ruin my life if he wanted to) and is still my best friend after seeing what a mess my life is day in and day out. So I guess this is a random post, but that's what I'm thinking about right now, and he holds a lot of significance to me. He might be a dumb ass, but he's my dumb ass.

wow the purge was so good woW

I am hanging out with Parker AND Taylor Jones tomorrow I swear to god it's like Christmas came early I'm so happy right now

oh and also today I saw Parker do the cutest thing he thought no one was looking but I saw him kiss his mom on the nose asdfghjkl he actually shows affection for people it's not just an urban legend