#hallbridget

Bridget went to call her dad and called her boyfriend instead so needless to say I think the daddy complex has really settled in and that just changed my life

sitting in the car in an empty parking lot eating our frozen yogurt because it's real effin cold outside, when a police officer shines lights all in on us and asks if we've "been smoking marijuana", all of this happening literally while Bridget has straight edge world wide pulled up on her phone because she was showing me straight edge watches

Bridget's never seen Spirited Away smh we're watching it now

one time i was out eating with Bridget and i picked up a french fry and looked her directly in the eyes and sang "i wanna fry with you once or twice" and i swear to god she almost choked and died

i think i just joined a band

bRIDGET DONT LIKE MY ANGSTY TEXT POST ILL FITE U

I'm having a Halloween party tonight I'm so excited