#skull guy

There's some Spy, Cain, Umbreon, Rocky, Skull Guy, Claire, Ralsei, Zuko, and Shrignold. Tbh with you all doing the Skull guy one made me a little bit blushy... but hush hush that's besides the point lol

only i am able to make a backstory about some bg guy in minions 😱

anyways calavera backstory hc: he was a magician, like his family. Until well, one day a magic trick went wrong, so he got shunned by his fam. He simply just magicked them out of existence /j

he even used the chainsaw 🤧🤧 blood in read more

Bam: you realize he’s fucking with you right, that’s not his real name- 

Skull guy: nonsense, i took his name from skype!! what do you think, joemama69winkyface?

Joe mama: hell yeah dude, they’re fucking with you

Skull guy: SEE, i’d know because joemama69winkyface is my only friend!!

Bam: wait so are they your enemy or f- actually no fuck it could you please get off your skype call,we’re tryna to take test good sir --

what he means is “no really we don’t have time for this--”

FUCKING MEGALOVANIA PLAYED ON YT RIGHT ON THIS PANEL ARE YOU FUCKING

joe mama on call: ayo... who these

bam: CLOSE THE CALL, WHO THE FUCK THE EVEN USES SKYPE ANYMORE!??

*VIOLENTLY SPITS TEA*

joe mama is a gay king from now on and no I don’t take contructive criticism

also

joe mama is awful friend

Bam: oh my god

Joe mama: ayo... i recognize you little bitchcake... allow your friendly joe mama give u a piece of advice... do you know what to do... when strange men in bathrooms are offering you candies...?

Bam: yeah, hit, steal, and run off

Joe mama: wait really?? i’ve only knew it since i got this job

Bam: i’m sorry what the fuck were you doing till now then

Joe mama: well i was naturally accepting the offer because i’m polite

Bam: - 

Joe mama: but what i wasn’t expecting that candie was a lie

Bam: yeah no shi-

Joe mama: TO LURE ME INTO INTERNATIONAL POKER GAMES!!

Bam: -

Joe mama: it’s been happening every time, every bloody  time i was offered candy -- each one said “come along we got gummy bears” AND EVERY TIME IT WAS ENDING WITH WORLDWIDE POKER

Joe mama: but i wasn’t gonna let em go as they please, no no... so naturally i have started obliberating everyone in poker despite not knowing the rules

Bam: wait how- 

Joe mama: because you see truth was nobody actually knew the rules so we were just coming up with our own rules, and so i ended up giving an essay about discovering nirvana within penguin society and so i’ve won

Bam: -

Joe mama: and that is my wisdom to you little bitchcake

Bam: -

Bam: rachel??

Rachel: I could lowkey learn that skill of bullshitin--

BAM: NO

The end

Until the author wrote continuation

Joe mama: you're right my friend!! We should definitely talk about that party!!

Bam: WHAT PARTY?!!

Skull guy: oh yes and let's invite the catboys!! But nooooo eduan. We do NOT invite eduan.

Bam: EXCUSE SO IS THE TEST STARTING??

Skull guy: HEY JOEMAMA REMEMBER THIS GUY WHO DEEPTHROATED A FORK?!!

Bam: *remembers khun has fork eating issues*

Bam: ARE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT AGUERO?!!

sKULL GUY: YEE, THE DUDE IS LEGENDARY. Ate all forks from about 5 floors!!

BAM: EXCUSE ME WHAT *CALLS KHUN* KHUN WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAID YOU'RE DEALING WITH YOU FORK EATING PROBLEMS?!!

KHUN: YOU KNOW I NEED METAL IN MY DIET--

Bam: could everybody give me a break for 5 fucking MINUTES.

And so Bam has left this place and went to have a meaningful conversation with khun about not eating the fucking cluttery