Hey listen man idk what happened but Skizz 100% just took over the entire sketch sorry tango 😞😞🫡🫡

Its weird living with a blaze hybrid like Tango because how a blaze lives is different then a overworld mob, and Skizz found out.

Everytime Skizz goes into Tango's room it feels like fire on his skin because there is like 5 heaters in Tango's room so Tango wont be cold, and when Tango makes food and Skizz steals a bite it is like lava in his mouth because Tango can't eat regular food he has to eat very spicy or extremely hot food.

Sometimes Tango radiates heat off his body which Skizz can't stand, because it makes it harder to cuddle so Skizz no longer cuddles Tango in Tango's room only in Skizz's room now which Tango cannot stand because it gets cold so Tango sneaks out when Skizz falls asleep, and goes back to his own room.

It's frustrating for both of them, but they make it work. Though Tango still can't stay the night, a heated blanket means he can at least take naps with Skizz by his side! Tango often takes on the cooking so he can give Skizz's portions time to cool, but when Skizz cooks he's always happy to help.

There are two things to not do in an all out war between kingdoms. The first is play all sides. Tango has been there, done that, and he finally chose the Crastle Kingdom. The second is fall in love with one of the enemy knights. But gosh, is Skizz something.

In theory, it should be easy to not fall in love with the enemy, right? They're trying to kill you! Which is what Tango has to remind himself every time he checks to see how Skizz is faring in a battle. He reminds himself it's only a matter of time before Skizz dies, he's probably the most rash man on the planet, and yet Tango loves him for it anyway.

Whatever, as long as it doesn't get in the way of anything.

Tango cannot believe all the things you can notice about an enemy. Like the way Skizz always has well cared for armour, the honour he conducts himself with, his eyes-

It just needs to not get in the way. That's all. Maybe Tango should steal some of the horse's blinders so it forces him not to look at Skizz. Maybe that's the solution.

Or he could convince himself that the war will be over and they'll all still be alive at the end of it...

No. That's not helping him either, is it?

It's dangerous to be marked as a villain, as the heroes are legally allowed to kill you. It is preferred if it's only an arrest, but still. Tango knew this of course, but he still strived to try and get back his status as a vigilante.

He was out on patrol one night when a group of heroes consisting of Angel, Hotguy, and Cuteguy showed up. Fire powers are useful, but not for retreating in the dead of night. Hotguy scored a pretty good shot on him, and he needed to get out of there. Somehow he found his way to a small alley, where he removed the arrow from his shoulder, wondering if he could wait it out. And the Angel walked straight into the alley.

The superhero Angel was famous for his superpowers of healing and flight, as well as his temperament. Sometimes he was ruthless, and sometimes he was kind. Tango knew that he wouldn't show his kind side to a supervillain, of all things, so he just waited for Angel to kill him, or turn him in, or whatever. But he didn't. Instead, Angel asked him if he would be alright with his shoulder being healed. (Of course Tango said yes. Why would he refuse treatment? He tried to ignore how nice the superhero seemed when he wasn't on offensive.)

There's a new guy at his normal workplace, named Skizz. He reminds Tango a lot of Angel, but it can't be anything, can it?

-Robin

In that alleyway, it seemed as if Angel wanted to ask him something else before thinking better of it. Angel finally just tells him to scamper home, and don't let him see Blaze out again tonight.

Tango is sure it's supposed to be intimidating, but Angel sounds like a dad. He can't resist a cheeky, "Yes sir!" and salute (with his now mostly healed shoulder!)

He's not sure if he wants to avoid Angel more because of that encounter or not. Would his kindness last a second round?

Skizz is completely unaware of this. Y'know, placebo and shit. Tango is. He knows how much alcohol it takes to get him drunk, and that it would kill most other people.

Tango loves watching Skizz give him the most shocked look when he opens an EIGHTH bottle and still seems sober, not realising he can do the same. He would also love to tell him, but Skizz is cute when he thinks he's drunk. And more likely to kiss him. Wait, what? Who said that? Definitely not Tango!

That's not even getting into how potent their alcohol can be - lengthened lifespans do that. Tango knows it's placebo that affects Skizz when the guy once took a swig from Keralis's stash and didn't immediately pass out.

Isn't it Tango's luck, though, that Skizz being 'drunk' makes him want to kiss Tango, too? Though Tango tells him not to make rash decisions and wait until he's sober and ask then, hoping that Skizz will forget by then...

Tango is a blze hybrid and can do fire magic but it drains his energy.

Skizz was flying around because Skizz is a angel hybrid and saw Tango doing his magic and Skizz sat in a tree just watching without him knowing.

Tango has been doing magic for 2 hours now and Skizz was getting concerned because Tango can pass out if he does it longer Skizz kept A eye on him just in case.

Skizz saw that Tango looked tired and was shutting his eyes about to fall over and Skizz flew down and got Tango before he fell and took him back to Skizz's base so he could sleep and Skizz layed him on the bed and Skizz layed next to him and fell asleep aswell.

When Tango woke up he felt fluffyness around him and turned around to see Skizz's wings wrapped around Tango while he was asleep and Tango was a bit cramped but didn't want Skizz to wake up so Tango just layed there and waited.

He may have ended up asleep again. It's cramped but cosy, okay! And very warm in all those feathers...