Nora: Guys, I've been thinking.
Jaune: Really?
Ren: Do tell.
Nora: Oh, ha ha! No, but really, I've been reading all of these alternate universe stories, and I noticed something.
Ren: You've been reading AUs?
Jaune: I thought you were watching cat videos.
Nora: I can do two things! But there was something I noticed. Everyone always imagines me as an evil underling! Why is that?
Ren: Well, you're a good friend, and you're always helping others.
Nora: So is Jaune, but he's always the main villain his AUs! There's never an AU with me as the main villain, and you guys as my underlings!
Jaune: Well, I'm sure there's at least one-
Nora: Nope! Scoured them all!
Ren: You've read every alternate universe story?
Nora: Yup!
Jaune: All the ones on Scrimblr?
Nora: Absolutely!
Ren: And the ones on Schneeter?
Nora: Read 'em all!
Jaune: Quik-Snap?
Nora: I, er, haven't checked there yet, but I'm sure I've seen them all! My point is you're the main bad guy, and I'm the underling! That's bull! I am way more evil than you!
Jaune: You're more evil than me?
Nora: Yeah! I'm destructive, I'm chaotic, I'm violent with anything I don't like.
Jaune: I mean, you're really energentic, but I've never saw you like that. Have you, Ren?
Ren: Every day of my life, Jaune.
Nora: It's a bunch of hooey! I should be the main bad guy! Me, not Jaune!
Jaune: What about Ren?
Nora: Huh?
Jaune: Think about it. Ren would make for a great villain. He's quiet, he's methodical, he can read people with just a look...
Ren: Guys?
Nora: You know, he has been acting kind of weird, lately...
Ren: Guys?
Jaune: And he knows when to stay out of it and let other people fight.
Ren: That's just good tactics.
Nora: Exactly what a villain would say.
Ren: Huh?
Nora: GRAB HIM!
