#siths

Sith-----> Fruit juices that help with constipation

Troopers-----> Caf

Mandalorians-----> Backwoods galaxy booze

Politicians-----> finest wines

Civilians-----> Whatever bs the senate pours down their throat about new taxes

can i offer you some fluff in these trying times?... or... mostly fluff...(and you as well, lovely anon <3)

vader: though he has a warm relationship with his son and grandson, there is a certain lieutenant that vader also shares his more private thoughts with (though they see each other a lot less often). these are the only people he would ever allow to break the walls around his heart, however brief it may be

sidious: bold of you to assume he doesn’t disclose all the explicit details of his life to the sithmates, no matter how unwarranted or unwanted. 

maul: it’s taken him a long time to get here, but savage is, of course, his closest confidant. his older brother was so damn stubborn in his desire to support him emotionally, and eventually maul stopped resisting. though maul still struggles with opening up completely, he feels comfortable with his brother and knows he can trust him with his life. 

savage: no matter how much he refuses to rely on feral, his baby brother is just as stubborn as him when it comes to support. no savage, you sit here and tell old feral (”’old’? you are the youngest person here, brother”) your troubles. and damn it all, he does. maul is maybe more than a bit jealous of their bond, but feral tries hard to be there for him, too.

asajj: despite all her efforts otherwise, there are several people in her life she is close to. the nightsisters, of course, will always be where she belongs. she’s also formed a bond with lana that reminds her so much of her sisters---like home and family. and then there’s quinlan.. that man that makes her want to be better than the person she was before. ugh, she’s become so disgustingly soft

dooku: he hasn’t had any true friends in a long time. quizzy is a fine conversation partner, though he wouldn’t put it anything past that. sometimes he finds himself being softer around qui-gon, but not even his former padawan can know his secret doubts and fears. the count tells himself this is fine; he doesn’t need anyone to know. 

kylo: definitely hux. what started out as a rivalry has, by whatever miracle of the force, turned into the only place of solace for kylo. the knights of ren are fine, but they care only for camaraderie built on strength and chaos. armitage is his confidant, the only one he wants to smile around. the only one he wants to be ben around.

nihilus: his closest friend is visas marr---was visas marr. he thought she was the only one who truly understood and even believed in his desires---and maybe she did, but all that changed when the exile met her. they ruined everything. they took his only friend. sion was fine, but he wasn’t bonded to him.  

grievous: there was only one person for him in the world. nobody else was ever enough...until now. by some strange twist of fate (or, more accurately, by the power of anons), he ended up paired with mandalore himself. at first it was for fun, for that sweet rush of adrenaline in battle, and yet.. here they are, sharing moments of quiet sobriety, together in their hardships. grievous wonders, perhaps, if qymaen jai-sheelal is not as dead as he thought..

inquisitor: the inquisitorius was fine. he always felt a little separated from the rest---technically being their superior officer and all---so it was hard for him to really be friends with them. strangely enough, after kanan learned he used to be a jedi, the two have begun to talk civilly. perhaps there is potential there..

Like name a sith that didn’t personally have a problem or interest in Obi-Wan (Except for Snoke since he was after Kenobi’s death)

Dooku

Master of Qui-gon,

saw Obi-wan as (family) the only one worthy of becoming his dark apprentince.

Maul

Killed his master, died as a result

Bitter and after revenge ever since

Dies in Kenobi’s arms

Ventress

Hated him

Her master wanted to replace her with him

Steals his best friend (not Hondo. His other best friend Quinlan)

Palpatine

Wanted him out of the picture so Anakin would fall

Darth Vader

WAS FUCKING ANAKIN

His master once tricked him into believing he was dead