Sep 3, 2025
" what if, instead of ballet, you took up tapdancing. and then your superhero name could be 'zappytap.' "
not for the first time, teddy wonders if dupois has some kind of — not kink, he was, evidently, about as kinky as a straight-edged ruler — some kind of deviant need to say stupid things and then absorb the subsequent cringe from it like a heinous little plant absorbing sunlight.
he looks at the other. really, truly looks at him. then reaches over silently, e.t. style — and shocks his shoulder with static.
zappytap defeats the evil magic mike once again.
