Puckleberry played house for Valentine's day.
We heard that too. I got a tip about Rachel playing second mommy or is it third? Who even knows anymore, since that bastard child keeps getting passed around like a football.
Sources also told us that Quinn was nowhere to be seen either. Wonder if Teen Mom Fabray really cares about anything else except getting her crown.
Either way, it looks like Puck is grooming Berry to be his next baby mama. If it hasn’t happened already, and Rachel’s just trying to get the practice in while she can because anyone who has been within in twenty feet of either of their houses while they were creating animal porn can tell you those kids go at it like sex is going out of style or they’re trying to repopulate the planet.
I hope for that future kid’s sake that they have enough money from Puck’s pool cleaning business set aside for some major plastic surgeries.
