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Jonathan Crane is drivin’ me insane! He’s all I want, and I can’t com-plain!

Johnny can’t you see? You’re just the guy for me!

   Your F/O and you hearing a huge storm starting to rage on outside. Suddenly, you get a tornado watch alarm on your phone/other device and start panicking. You can’t really leave your house, nor do you even really have anywhere in your house to go to be safe from a tornado, it simply wasn’t built for it.

   While you’re panicking, your F/O realizes how awfully this is bothering you. They quickly convince you as the storm gets even worse that you both should at least go into the bathroom to wait it out, and as you both sit in the bathtub/shower together, listening to the high-speed winds and thunder outside, they’re whispering to you and comforting you the whole time.

   I read stuff like that and remember that I sleep like I’m fucking dead. Completely unresponsive, can’t be woken up (I’ve slept through a lot of crazy stuff before), and taking breaths so shallow that I’ve honestly scared people into thinking I was actually dead before, lol.

   Sometimes though, it’ll end up being the exact opposite: You can’t stop me from moving around or talking in my sleep. There’s never an in-between, it’s always either ‘I’m basically in a coma’ or ‘You’re stuck in my beartrap-like grip as I toss and turn with you in bed talking loudly in my sleep about random bullshit.’

Not including the base/vanilla universes where my S/I’s are just there, I’m talking the other ones.

The ‘universes’ I mention below are basically just universes involving all of my F/Os all together with me. I came up with these two and decided why not, let’s share em.