Top Posts Tagged with #simply impossible

Carlos and Charles BOTH becoming Loreal Paris ambassadors. Oh, you couldn't script this even if you tried.

Wdym they have the same jet sponsor, that they flew a lot together during 2025, rented a van to drive back to Monaco post-Baku GP and it became Charles' social media highlight for the year, their garages are next to each other since Ferrari finished P4 and Williams P5 last year in constractors', and now they are ambassadors of the same brand. Even the Ferrari demons couldn't split these two.

#ferrari #f1 #charlos #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #YOU CANNOT WRITE THIS LITERALLY #simply impossible #im ecstatic

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You've heard of the gay fanfic problem. now get ready for writing a fic where they both use they/them pronouns

#deceptively seems like not much worse #but unfortunately both individual pronouns being the same and the collective?#simply impossible #im gonna make it work but it might actually need a beta for this one thing

imagine being normal about sam. lmao

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i like to think that jaskier becomes known for singing adventure songs about witcher feats, fun drinking songs, and songs about fucking SPECIFICALLY because when he starts singing serious, soulful songs, he does the same snarly, deep voice joey does in TAD songs, and then geralt has no choice but to yank him off the stage and take him upstairs IMMEDIATELY

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jaskier could easily become famous for those lovely, deep songs, but he’s a bit too preoccupied getting pinned against a bed by an amorous witcher to actually finish performing them

#geraskier #geralt #jaskier #listen geralt you and me #i get it #doesn't matter if it's the second song of the night #he starts doing that soulful growly snarly singing??#no choice but to ravish #decision is out of your hands at that point #i get it sir #i understand #what's the alternative??#hearing that snarly growling singing and NOT swooping him off the stage for a tumble in the sheets?#impossible #simply impossible #you and me geralt we are the same

genuinely astounding how little chemistry neo and trinity have and how much time the writers spend convincing everyone otherwise

#there’s... simply nothing there #it’s painful to watch #they have no reason to be a couple and yet #they are because how can you have a man and a woman in one movie and not make them a couple #simply impossible #the matrix

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