#simon rambles

Husband!König: Who loves your food so much he puts on a few pounds but only notices when you knead his stomach :3 Husband!König: Who can only fall asleep ontop of you so if you randomly feel a heavy weight on you?, That's just your husband. Husband!König: Who watches you jerk off through the secret cameras he set up for "safety" purposes when he really just wanted to see his husband daily while he's at work <3 Husband!König: Who takes all your sex toys just to watch you get all desperate and watch you hump your pillows through the cameras, whining and drooling. Husband!König: Who makes you ride his leg before he eventually gives in and lets you cum. Husband!König: Who gives you the best aftercare, kissing your cheeks and carressing your back as you drift off to sleep.

im not convinced the NBC Hannibal fandom has ever read the actual books. I keep seeing posts being like "UM! Fuller is gonna make Hannibal straight! Where's Will gonna fit into the new Silence of the Lambs??" He is straight, though?? And Will's not gonna be there because his face is destroyed and he's a drunk recluse in the book.

Listen, I'm a fan of a queer Hannibal but like that's literally not the character. I, honestly, did not like Clarice in the first half of the book. I thought she was annoying, but she's a badass bitch in the second half. I like her now and I think she's sick as fuck.

3 nb friends discover one of their brothers has been posting transphobic stuff online, they have 1 conversation with him, and the brother doxxes the California gender reveal parents....

i’m so in love with life right now it’s glorious

i wanna go climb trees and read books and go outside and visit places and hang out with friends and plant my garden and have plants in my room and watch movies and dress how i want and i want to run and lift weights and get really strong and i want to go swimming and i want to find the things i’m passionate about and do them. i want to plant trees and cuddle with my cats and i want to create these amazing worlds in my head and i want to go hiking and see beautiful sights and feel so accomplished i’ll be amazed. i want to do art and i want to write and i want to enjoy life while i have it. i want to live life like i’ve never done before. i want to feel the wind on my cheeks and flowing through my hair, and i want to go horseback riding again and i want to visit forests and just