#simernatural

Wincest Wedding - No one showed up in the suggested dress code, but that's fine. It's just abundantly clear that they're only friends with farmers. Sam and Dean exchanged vows and rings, and their officiant, Father Winter, looked completely bored the entire time. Everyone threw rice when they kissed, which probably isn't when you normally throw rice but it seemed perfect under the duress of a goaled event. Likewise, people probably don't cut the cake immediately after the ceremony, but no one complained, especially Bobby, who ate a slice as big as his head. Eleanor Elderberry is the new social enemy #1 after she disposed of the cake in the bathroom sink. (Pie rival, Thomas Watson, has been demoted since he was the only person to follow the dress code.) They did serve a buffet dinner later, but everyone opted for the almond macaroons. Anyway, then they danced and kissed as the sun set.

just btw, youre getting posted to pinterest

Wait. Not only is it posted there but it has OVER THREE HUNDRED LIKES?? I had to open my big mouth in the comments and let everyone know that the baby is Sam’s…

the comments are fryyyyyinngg me

Sam was in awe of Dean's big pregnant belly. Also, Dean's poor quality sushi may have induced labor. He did go right back to eating it after giving birth.