#silverrosedagger

HI HELLO this ask is from so so so long ago but here are some random headcanons that are coming to my head rn:

also @itslotuseater pls reblog with some as well

xeno hates when anybody touches his hair, and evan respects that, but barty is always messing with it

barty absolutely calls both xeno and evan "pookie bear" (they are not particularly fond of this)

they sleep in bed like sardines

xeno likes to doodle on barty and evan's arms in metallic gel pen (they both agree he has to design them tattoos someday)

when one of them is upset, they usually go to the alcove behind the cherry blossoms and if they don't see each other for longer than like an hour they immediately go there to check on them

xeno collects the blossoms off the cherry tree when they start to fall and braids them into his hair and barty and evans as well and barty pretends to hate it but secretly loves it

barty is publically known as the jokester of the group, but xeno and barty know it's really evan who's always messing with them

the three of them have dance parties in barty and evan's dorm to 80s pop music

xeno loves writing poetry and will read it to evan and barty but they never have a clue what he's talking about

barty and evan always fight over stealing xeno's sweaters

xeno likes walking outside without shoes to be close to nature so barty and evan have a little shoe wash station outside their dorm

barty is really into muggle movies so evan and xeno have learned how to smuggle them through hogsmeade for him

when the three of them hang out with regulus evan and xeno joke that they're on a double date because barty and regulus are so close and it makes barty so mad (regulus thinks it's hilarious) (so does james)

the three of them sometimes enjoy having picnics by the shrieking shack

xeno is addicted to pumpkin juice and evan and barty have given up trying to stop it (although they have made it clear to the house elves in the kitchen that he is not to receive any more from them)

my little chaos gremlin

dagger of my eye

crystal demon

falling dove

flying blueberry

sunrise

watermelon sorbet

demon of chaos

skeleton wearing a top hat

sunflower

love

caramel latte

turtle dove

easter bunny

dagger

dairy cow

butter dove

breakfast burrito

flying squirrel

princess

water pixie

fruit salad

because they're just three drama queens both feeding off each other's drama and balancing each other out at the same time.

because they're three racoons in a trenchcoat, trying to get in to see Barbie (2023) together, if you will.

because barty is really short and his boyfriends are not and that's funny to me

because xeno calling barty whatever random combination of adjective and noun come into my head are everything to me.

because they're all so smart in their own ways and idk i just love that

because rosekiller is already so chaotic, why not make it moreso?

and best of all, because silverrosekiller is a sick ship name.

1. sardines

2. jegudora

3. silverbombkiller or whatever we’re calling xeno x pandora x barty

fame au (like the three of them on the red carpet, each in vastly different and unique suits that break all fashion standards)

just. violent and disgusting murder.

HELP MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS MPREG BURN IT

i proudly present: silverrosekiller aka silverrosedagger aka SRD aka sardines aka silverroach aka loveroach aka drama^3 aka xenophilius/barty/evan

but you can just call them silverrosedagger <3

and here! is what i've been working on instead of icotfs or r&rfaf (whoops): a silverrosedagger one shot!!

secrets behind the cherry blossoms

“What’s going on? Is something wrong?” Evan asks.

“What? No!” Barty says, closing the door behind him. “We- er- um-” Barty clears his throat.

“Webothreallyreallylikeyou,” Xeno spits out and immediately slaps his hand over his mouth.

In your opinion what would be silverrosedagger’s fav Valentine’s Day tradition/celebration??

- Leo <3

ooo good question! i like this one

i think xeno would be really into bringing evan and barty flowers but he's not boring with red roses or anything, he goes into the forest and collects bouquets of wildflowers for evan and barty and brings them to them right after class :)

southern. silverrosedagger. omg

readitreaditreadit

UGH MY BABIES.

for those of you who don't know, sardines are what beo calls silverrosedagger which is xeno x evan x barty. (silverrosedagger -> SRD -> sardines).

i was honestly so impressed that we came up with a new harry potter ship when we came up with them (at least there was nothing on ao3). and then we were both obsessed with them and i wrote a whole 8k one shot about them in like three days so.

i was just coming up with random poly ships that popped into my head and then you came up with a brilliant ship name and thus silverrosedagger was born. idk why they work so well together they just do.

if you're up for reading and you want to learn a bit more about them, read secrets behind the cherry blossoms! i mean we all love rosekiller, but what if you add in xenophilius??? right? like you got the whimsical and dreamy one, the cynical and psycho one, and the kind and teasing one. they just balance. especially with all the pINING.