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I'm reading the baseball scene again (Midnight Sun) and Edward is so surprised James and Co. aren't weirded out by his toe-tapping to the rhythm of Bella's heartbeat.
But what this silly humanoid veggie forgets is that vampire pop culture is all about blood. The "human heartbeat" rhythm is far and away the most common beat used in vampire music. The good old classic Lub-Dub.
Edward. They don't think you're crazy. They think you're an indie pop star working out your next hit album.
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silly boy
Worst Gift EVER
I love the idea of Alistair showing up to Carlisle and Esme's wedding, but like...very begrudgingly because his gift made him go.
The Illustrated Guide describes his gift as being very subtle and indirect. He just somehow ends up finding whatever/whomever he's supposed to find.
Carlisle: Alistair, my old friend, what a pleasant surprise! But how did you—
Alistair: So there I was, minding my own business in eastern Europe, when I get an inexplicable urge to visit Ashland, Ohio, right? I've never even heard of Ohio. What am I doing here? I hate social events?! Some friend.
Carlisle: But I—
Alistair: *throws up hands and walks away*
*stomps back and hands Esme a battered bouquet of flowers that he somehow ended up picking 100 miles ago*
*awkwardly kisses her cheek*
Esme: I'm... so glad you could make it.
Alistair: You too
Esme:
Alistair: *introvert blue screen of death*
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The new details in Midnight Sun re: Rosalie talking to Carlisle before she takes her revenge on Royce and Co... that's a real editing dilemma since I have a different storyline in Tale of Years: 1933. BUT can I just say how much I love the new detail that Edward overheard her plans and tattled to Carlisle?
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Edward: Carliiiiiisle Rosalie is thinking about becoming a serial killer
Rosalie: Snitches get stitches I hate you!
Esme: Edward, sweetie, you're the best and brightest of us all but you're not one to preach about not becoming a serial killer.
Carlisle (tired): No more serial killers in this Christian household, please.
Rosalie: Anyway Carlisle can you advise me on the best way to torture and kill them without spilling any blood?
Carlisle: This is not why I became a doctor
Okay but if James was such a good tracker, why didn't he find Alice after he killed her creator?
I seem to remember something about it not being a fun challenge anymore since she was already changing (was that in the book?). Which... wouldn't he just wait for her to wake up and then resume the chase? He's lost out on the blood, but her newborn speed and visions would make it even more challenging.
Anyway that's boring. James tried to find her but her creator had buried her in rotten potatoes. Caretaker 1 James 0.
I mean it's canon that he fell for the Stinky Socks Subterfuge so.
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Another Fat Bear Week has ended and I just know that Emmett votes in that every year. It's like his Super Bowl lol
And he makes everyone else vote too. After a lengthy PowerPoint presentation on all the candidates. Every year they dread the World Series and Fat Bear Week.
What scented candles would vampires like? I'm a human and the only candles I like are the food ones. Is there a candle for each human blood type or what? Also
"Mountain Lion with High Cholesterol"
"Charred Venom of the Enemy"
"Your Mate's Scent: Free Personalization!"
The Only Possible Explanation
Aro: Well, brother, it's official. Eleazar will be leaving us.
Caius: Thank the gods. I'll arrange for a quiet execution as per usual... Uh oh, I know that look. What.
Aro: I want him left alive! That way I can visit him now and then and see if he's come across any potential gifts.
Caius: NO.
Aro: But the potential benefits—
Caius: —are not even remotely worth the security risk!
Aro: But have you considered that he's really stupid?
Caius: oh fair point
