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Hello Clemence "Pink" Addison - @askzompaddison
* You catch him in the front of the store. Bit unusual to call a retail worker by their full name including alias, but hey, at least you're not throwing hot tea at him because the tea was too hot.
"Good afternoon, how may I help you?"
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We find ourselves in a cave adorned with a ridiculous amount of gold. Like, actually insane amounts of gold. Not even funny. There's a little starfish here, carrying a stack of coins. What's he up to?
"πΆhm~ hm~ hm~πΆ"
Oh, where's he going? Well, we are going to find out, so-
Wait, who is this guy?
"πΆHm~ Hm~ Hm- Hm?πΆ"
"AH! I didn't notice you there, my friend! Fear not, for I am the one and only King Midas!... You know, the golden hand? The Bringer of GOLD IN THE LAND OF OLD FAITH!!..."
"Huh, you must be new to these lands. Well, it does not matter, for I will be answering ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS!"
..Okay?
"HO HO HO!"
[This is an askblog for Midas I, a Cult Of The Lamb prequel (?) OC.]
*COUGHS UP CHALK LIKE A CAT* HERE YOU GO
"Did you eat tha- I don't care."
* He takes the chalk and quickly draws a door on the nearest wall. He sprints off to find his milk and the stuff he has to bring. He comes back with the crossbow, a bolt, a pair of bolt cutters and the milk. He splashes the milk on the door, and it takes him a couple of seconds to get the name out of his mouth. Then he stands there, waiting anxiously for something to happen.
[ Before the connection is fully restored, you overhear a hushed phone call, deep into the night... ]
" Is that all, Clemence? Are you going to sleep now? "
@add1ss0n
Alright I'm just gonna.
*you pick up Spyder? And throw him out the window.
*you also grab a fire extinguisher.
* That was several stories up. He just broke his leg.
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Can we get a proper look at that photo?
* The drawing? Sure. You pull it out of your pocket.
* You drew this. You don't know who this is, but you came across him in a dream, and you wanted to make sure you'd remember what he looked like. Because honestly? He looks like prime ex-husband material.
* You don't think this would sell for anything. It's not exactly fine art.
We can materialize shit out of thin air,we'll be fine
* Oh, I forgot to tell you!
* You can't just summon a bunch of money. except 1 mill anon. 1 mill anon can do that. Here's your inventory.
Sticky note (1)
Telephone (1)
Crudely drawn picture of some noir detective looking guy, a heart drawn around him in sharpie (1)
Notebook (1)
Pen (3)
Sharpie (red, 1)
Large pig (1)
50D$
"..You didn't even plug it in. Come, I'll do it for you-"
"No, no, it's okay, I've got it, I think."
"Ope, yeah, seems like it worked! I'm a genius."
"Well hello, valued customers! It seems mailing and calling has gone out of style, so I've decided to set up this convenient little thing for you! You can ask any questions here. Customer service related, of course. Wouldn't want you getting into my personal life or anything."
