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Hi what is this?
the normalest blog in the world
How do I get my blorbo from my minecraft servers to win?
you can send in propaganda in asks or in reblogs of polls and all of it will be posted/reblogged here provided you're not being mean to anyone. you can also do voter fraud!
What does voter fraud entail?
voter fraud can be bribing people with art and fics and whatnot Or it can be voting from multiple accounts. However please for the sake of my own sanity don't fraud hundreds of votes to a point where the other side can't even hope to catch up anymore (if both sides are frauding a comparable amount then it's fine go wild). please remember none of this actually matters it's just for fun and your blorbo winning is not more important than everyone here having fun or at least not being incredibly frustrated. don't be mean and don't ruin other people's fun
Why is [insert someone who isn't on Lifesteal] here?
most tournaments include submissions so that there's 64 contestants in total. all lifesteal members (plus some former members) are always included so as of season 7 that's 23 open slots for your submissions
Did my ask get eaten?
generally speaking if i didn't answer within a day yes it probably got eaten. the exceptions to this are times between tournaments when i might take a few days to answer and contestant submissions when if i didn't answer in 15 minutes or so it means either someone else already submitted that person before you or your ask got eaten in which case you can just dm me
What's up with the banner?/What the fuck is a Wemmbob/Doomed yuri duo/Kwwagdoons goo baby/etc?
like i said this blog is very normal and has a normal amount of lore. you can go through the tags of whatever you're curious about and if you're still confused you can ask me and i'll explain as best as i can the insane chain of events that lead to that particular bit. also the banner gets updated after each tournament
Can I mention this blog to [insert mcyt]?
⬆️ nobody has ever asked me that but i'm answering preemptively please for the love of fraud no. some mcyts have interacted with this blog and some others are vaguely aware of its existence but still if you go out of your way to mention it to any of them me and all the frauders Will kill you with hammers
Question about time
we do one tournament a month, the submissions typically open on the first saturday of every month and close as soon as we reach 64 contestants. while a tournament is running polls are posted every day at 12pm est/5pm gmt and last 24 hours
Okay yay I will go vote on polls now
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