#sidonxreader

Lol I’m good anon, I just caught a bad case of fangirlism for Dragon Age:Origins and a certain warden character. I appreciate the thought though :)

Revali:

Ew, get away.

Don’t get him wrong, he loves you dearly

But as champion, he has to stay in top condition

He can’t afford to catch whatever it is you have.

(Also he’s super germaphobic)

However, if you’re in a really bad state, he’ll step up as personal caretaker

...Sort’ve

You’ll always have an abundance of health elixirs and freshly made stew by your bedside table.

If there’s anything you want, he will just happen to “find it laying around somewhere” on that same day

(Revali, you’re already dating. Why are you being a fucking tsudere!?)

Is the perfect cure for boredom

If you’re too sick to open your eyes, He’ll break out a book and start reading it out loud for you

Contrary to popular belief, Revali’s voice could charm a Hinox

The sarcastic comments, insults and complaining just ruin the effect

The other 5% of the time though, he sounds like a dream

All in all, he’s acting pretty sweet

...Although the fact that he’s using a pair of tongs to hand you stuff kind of dampens the mood

Sidon:

He is the total opposite of Revali

It takes two guards to pry him away from your bedside

“Your Highness please, you have a meeting with-”

“That will have to wait. For now, I refuse to leave my beloveds side while their health’s at risk.”

“But sir-”

Sidon tone will suddenly hardens.

“This is an official order as Prince of Zoras domain. You will stand down and provide no further arguments on the matter, understood?”

Oh shit, Sidon never pulls the authority card

That’s how you know he’s being serious

The guard however, looks more exasperated than anything

“Sir, it’s a cold, not a blight.”

Lying on the bed, you blow your nose as you nod in agreement with the guard

The moment you started sneezing, Sidon immediately put you on bedrest

Honestly, you didn’t feel that bad aside from the cough and stuffed sinuses

A day or two of rest, and you’d be fine

You’ll have to reprimand him to get his (very hot) fish butt in gear

No one’s ever seen Sidon finish his duties so quickly 

He’ll return to your bedside as soon as he’s done for the day

He curls his large form around you and nuzzles into your shoulder

You could almost swear he’s purring

(Not only did you get a loving boyfriend, apparently that also meant adopting a pet puppy shark)

(I’m sorry, but I must...)

(PUPPY SHARK DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-)

Link:

Sorry, your boyfriend isn’ available at the moment

There’s only mommy Link now

Out of the three, Link is hands down the best caretaker

Like Sidon he’ll dote on you, but he’ll react more sensibly to the situation like Revali

Which means, unlike Sidon, he won’t act like you’re at deaths door after catching the cucco pox

He’s  high-key a provider

Anything you need, he has at the ready

There’s also the added bonus with his cooking

Dude can make anything mouth-watering without having it churn your stomache

However, he’ll be strict if he needs to be

(Like, he WILL tape oven mitts over your hands if you don’t stop scratching)

Overall though, he means well 

Links not much of a talker, so he probably won’t read to you like Revali

Once you’re asleep however, he carefully climbs into the bed and lays down beside you

The entire time, he quietly hums a lullaby in your ear

He vaguely recalls his mother singing it to him as a child  

The memory brings a warm smile to his face as he softly continues his mothers song 

This picture speaks over a thousand words for me. I never thought in my wildest dreams that this fic would be so well recieved, let alone reach the 100k word milestone! I couldn’t have been courageous enough to post any of this without all of you💜

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for coming with me on this journey of rediscovering my love for writing. I hope you’ll stick around for the chapters that come next.

Pairing: Prince Sidon x Reader (LoZ:BotW) Genre: Romance???lolwhatelseareukiddinme Summary: The first time Prince Sidon was allowed...no asked to travel further away from his home than ever before. And for no less reason than to find help to save his people from a threat that his father had yet to explain to him! With only a small silver crest, a map and his best friend Link he makes his way to the first temple in order to remind the goddess herself of a long forgotten promise. What he finds there is not what he expected.

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Heheheheh : )

Sidon:

Yes hello, are you the one who ordered a serving of hot shark boi?

If not, too bad. You’re getting one anyway

(Careful, he’s a biter ;))

Get Sidon’s a bit tipsy, and he goes from friendly to flirty so fast

Actually, clingy might be the better word for it

Good luck prying him off of you

Somehow, he’s more affectionate then usual when he’s like this

Is basically a very loving puppy

(Except the puppy has abs and scales)

You also find out that he’s much heavier than a puppy once he passes out on you

Poor sweetheart can’t hold his liquor

You might need help from the guards to carry him to bed

On the bright side, you’ll get to see an adorably flustered Sidon the next morning

(Awww, the rosy blush matches his scales)

Link:

Honestly, drunk Link’s not that different from his usual self

I mean, he’s already a menace sober

It’s hard to outdo the crazy stunts of the Arson King  

One noticeable difference would be that his antics are on a smaller scale

(The lack of focus and impulse control prevents him from doing anything too big)

He still pulls some weird shit, it’s just that his stunts will have smaller repercussions

Like he’ll accidentally burn down a house or two, instead of the entire region

Goes down from pure chaotic energy, to little gremlin mischievous imp

There IS still some chaos though 

No Link, you don’t think Revali needs a haircut. His feathers are supposed to be long. Hold on, why do you have scissors? Sweetie no, he’s asleep- Wait, Link STOP-

That night, Rebaldi was born

Unfortunately, Rebaldi is not pleased once he discovers the new look

*Cue a montage of Link frantically dodging bomb arrows*

(#The true reason he was put in the shrine of resurrection)

Revali:

[Child mode has been activated]

Aw, he’s like a baby

“SILENCE PEASANT!”

...Never mind, he’s still a little shit

Drunk Revali is like a spoiled fluffy boy-child

Unfortunately, it’s not in the cute way

Nope, he’ll be like that kid who’ll refuse to stop kicking his feet as you try to help him remove his pants (Because it was “too hooooott!”)

Once you finally manage too settle down in bed with him, he starts complaining that now it was too cold

So you pull an extra blanket over him

“...Now ‘s too hot again.”

OH FOR HYLIAS SAKE REVALI!

In the end, it’s best to just throw off the blanket and try to ignore your bratty lovers whining for the night

Eventually, a pair of wings will wrap around you body and pull you into a chestful of feathers from behind

You can feel Revali nuzzle his beak into your shoulder

“That’s better...” He slurs. He passes out immediately after

...Okay, maybe he was a little cute like this 

(But only a little)

You still totally intend to tease him in the morning 

You recall some particular photos that were taken with the sheikah slate that night and can’t wait to show him

Lol this was fun to think about anon

Revali:

You live with a mom

A very naggy mom

You knew before moving that Revali could be a bit nit picky but Dear Hylia

You weren’t that messy

That sock couldn’t have been on the floor for more then ten minutes, nothing worth throwing a fit over

“Don’t be ridiculous Y/N, this sort of behaviour is completely unsanitary” He uses the tips of his wings to toss the offending piece of fabric at you. “Being at home’s no excuse for neglecting proper hygiene”

....It was a sock

You both eventually learn to compromise overtime

Although you did learn a trick on how to dodge chores

“Y/N, that is NOT how you sweep with a broom.”

“What are you talking about?” *proceeds to wave broom in the air*

“No you’re making it WOrsE-just, just give it here. I’ll do it.”

 Also, he totally wears a headscarf and apron when he’s cleaning

Why? (Because the writer finds the idea hilarious)

He’s like a feathery version of Levi from AoT

Get it? ‘Cause they’re both short

Link:

Has the opposite problem of Revali

Instead of nagging about chores, he just does it all

He’s a do-it-all mom

You won’t even get the chance to help

“Hey Link, I’m heading out to buy groceries!”

 Done.

“Oh, well then I guess I can get started on laundry-” 

Finished.

 “...Can I at least-” 

Already taken care of.

Your lack of contribution was starting to get to you

You were his girlfriend, not a guest

LET YOU HELP GODDAMNIT

You’ll need to have a good talk with him about how give-and-take relationships work

He had enough on his plate already as a knight

He can rely on you to help support him, even if it’s just a few house chores

If he doesn’t listen right away, threaten to hide the cookware

That’ll get his attention fast

You both work out a schedule to suit you both

Now he can actually take some time for himself

Just please don’t hide his cooking stuff, ok? 

(You’d break his little chef heart)

Sidon:

If the other two are moms, then Sidon’s a freaking Grandma

His doting is dialled up to max

If you don’t see each other for more then an hour, he’ll be clinging on to you

“I’m sorry I couldn’t visit sooner Y/N, I promise to make up for the lost time.” Cue aggressive shark cuddles for the next hour

Did-did he forget that you both two lived together? 

it was three hours, not weeks

You even saw him off that morning.

Likes to pile your plate with veggies and protein during meals

“Hylians need to eat these when in order to grow up big and strong, right Love?”

“Sweetie, I’m already in my twenties...”

“Yes, so now’s the best time!” 

As a Zora way past his hundreds, this makes total sense

Goddamn species differences)

Will chase after you with a raincoat if the sky’s even a little cloudy

“You must be more careful darling. Can’t risk getting sick in wet weather”

....You lived in Zoras Domain

EVERYTHING HERE WAS WATER!

Enough was enough

Time to show him that you weren’t so delicate, by challenging him to a sparring match, 

Reluctantly, he accepts. But only after privately resolving to go easy on you

That was a big mistake

Within minutes Sidon’s on his back, with you pointing his own trident at his face

“Sidon, honey?” Your voice was falsely sweet. “Aren’t you always saying to never underestimate a foe” 

Ah.

He forgot. You’ve been training with spears since you could walk

“Er-*cough*- quite right Darling.” He sheepishly takes your offered hand and sits up. “It appears  that I was in need of a reminder.”

You give an undignified snort at that. 

Yeah, no shit.

He lightens up considerably after that

Make sure to let him dote on you a little bit though, ok?

*I spy with my little eye, one of my guilty pleasure tropes*

Everytime someone says they like my writing I go through two stages; 1. Shocked disbelief 2. Going into a fit of happy child giggling.

Seriously, to everyone who takes the time to read my stuff; TYSM!!

Okay enough gushing, ya’ll came for a head canons!

Characters are ordered from most to least likely to make you cry.

Revali:

I think we all saw this coming.

Best Rito isn’t known as an asshole for nothing, so obviously he topped this list. 

(Hey, first time he ever beat Link at something)

It’s normal for you two to bicker

But there’s one time where it got way out of hand

Now when Revali’s angry, he shoots words out like a machine gun: they’re quick, painful and accurate

(Good luck getting a word in edgewise)

His comments eventually drive you to tears

UNFORTUNATELY, Featherhead here is a hothead

Will be too caught up in the moment

“Oh there’s no need to act childish Y/N,” There’s a mocking bite in his tone “enough with the crocodile tears.”

When you continue sobbing, his anger starts melting away to guilt

Suddenly he’s very aware of what he’s said

He done fucked up

He’s at a loss for what to do

Will mumble something about training and take off, leaving you alone for the rest of the day

(It’s not that he doesn’t care, he’s just worried that he’ll make things worse right now)

Eventually you cry yourself to sleep in the same spot from that afternoon

You wake up the next morning wrapped in a bundle of blankets inside your hammock

Once you’ve managed to untangled yourself, you spot Revali nearby preparing breakfast

He glances up when he hears you approach

Nervously, he slides some fresh cooked omelettes onto a plate and hands it to you without a word

His face looked like he was worried you’d to eat him instead

(And not in the good way)

You both spend a good minute staring at each other, trying to figure out what to say

Revali decides to break the silence first

“I took some time to to reflect on last night’s events. I realize that I......may have gone too far.”

“No shit.” Sadness had morphed into anger overnight. If he wanted your forgiveness, he’ll need to say a lot more than that

Instead of the usual snippy retort, Revali nods “I suppose I earned that”

...Well that’s not the response you were expecting

Apparently he paid a visit to Zelda last night to discuss her recent friendship with Link. 

He wanted to know how she managed to resolve things between them.

Throughout his explanation, his gaze remained trained on the wooden floor 

His feathers begin to fluff up when you don’t respond right away

“I have many talents y/n, but this isn’t one of them. I have little experience in romantic relationships, along with the difficulties that come with it”

“However,” He finally meets your gaze. “I wish to learn. If you are willing to give me a chance, I promise to do my upmost to work on...this.” He gestures between you and him with his wing “What happened last night... I swear that it will never reach that point again.”

And if you allow him to, Revali will make good on his word

Link:

This guy’s mastered the silent treatment

Link’s a quiet guy so he tends to become distanced when he’s angry, rather then yell it all out

You learn this the hard way after a particularly bad argument with him

 Suddenly, he’s acting colder than an ice talus 

No matter what you say, the only response you’ll get is a dismissive grunt 

This goes on for days

The dude is surprisingly good at holding a grudge

However, one night he returns home late and hears faint weeping

He sneaks upstairs and finds you with your back turned to him while you quietly cry yourself to sleep

His heart nearly cracks in two once he catches a glimpse of your tear-stained face

Will quickly leave before he can get caught

Conversations aren’t his thing, and the situation required more than a simple apology

One thing is clear though; he needed to make amends.

     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

There’s a note on your pillow the next morning

Inside it is your boyfriends handwriting, apologizing for his behaviour

Will proceed to list everything he loves about you, from the general things to your little quirks; everything he never says out loud

You did’t even realize you did half of these things 

But Link did

And he loves all of it

At the bottom, he makes you a promise to make up for the last few days

Downstairs, Link’s prepared your favourite dishes

Any of his recent cold behaviour is nowhere to be found

During breakfast, he lets you know that he’s taken the weekend off to spend time with you

That weekend feels like heaven

What Link lacks in words, he makes up for action

Will insist on doing your share of chores, takes you horseback riding for a picnic, he even shows you his secret spot for stargazing

You both take the time to enjoy each others company

 By the end of it, the argument is nothing more than a distant memory

Sidon:

It-it honestly hurts my brain to imagine this soft boi being angry

Like, no.

He baby.

It will take a LOT to make Sidon lose his temper

Even then, it’s probably over something like your safety

For example, if you have a habit of recklessly running into danger with no regard for your own safety like a certain Hylian

Sidon will try to bring up his concerns with you. Multiple times.

You just wave it off every time

The constant dismissing eventually causes him to snap

He won’t do anything big, maybe just raise his voice or shout in frustration

“Would you please LISTEN TO ME!?” 

(Bruh, even when he’s angry he’s polite)

Unfortunately, Sidon is also an 8ft. shark with a booming voice

You know he’d never actually lay a claw on you. He was a gentle lover (No, not like that you naughty sinners)

However; when you hear the natural growl in his voice, and baring his fangs in irritation-

In that that moment, you’re terrified to the point that tears start sliding down your cheeks. You don’t even notice them as they fall

But Sidon does

Poor baby is crushed

Will immediately crouch down and gently gather you up in his arms

He tries to make his voice as soft as possible, cooing words into your ear in an effort to put at ease

“Shh, shh - please don’t cry darling. I am so sorry, I don’t know what came over me.” He rubs small circles on your back to help calm you down. “I swear that won’t happen again.”

Great, now he’s crying too.

(You might actually need to comfort him now too)

Once you’ve both calmed down, you try talking things out again.

This time, you take his worries about you more seriously

(Seriously, where’s Sidons’ official Disney prince title?)