#shrimpothy

19 ~ don’t care who interacts as long as they don’t make me uncomfortable n shit :] and even then i’m willing to just like…talk about it lmao. so yeah

‘shrimp’ is op’s online persona, and not my real name.

shrimp uses all pronouns in his bio, but mainly refers to himself using he/him, to make it easier on his audience to understand who he is referring to (himself)

(i’m gonna hope that made sense..)

explaining tags:

this is a certified shrimpothy post — original shrimp thoughts/not a rb, etc. (note: some original posts won’t be tagged with this, usually just bc i don’t deem the post important or interesting enough)

there are many benefits to being a shrimp — my dumb take on the ‘benefits to being a marine biologist’ meme. funny or positive things relating to either myself or real shrimp lol

there appear to be some disadvantages to being a shrimp — a gag of the above. basically just the opposite of that tag.

shrimp says some dumb shit — pretty self explanatory methinks

shitpost? more like shrimppost — mostly shrimp originals that are shitposty or shitpost adjacent

shrimp says it’s time to get unconscious — a reference to @/i-am-a-fish ’s post of the same verbiage wherein fish (or in this case, shrimp) is tired, about to go to sleep, etc etc etc and anything else that may elude or be relevant to sleep/sleeping/sleepiness

(these pronouns are getting out of hand /j ref (if you use those pronouns or something similar just know that shrimp loves you /gen p))

note - it may be relevant to add that shrimp is a chronically fatigued insomniac so there may be mentions of disability or disorder induced exhaustion and whatnot under this tag as well. shrimp also sometimes sleeps as a coping mechanism, has an ever fluctuating sleep schedule, and may tend to keep odd waking hours. basically shrimp is, to his very core, eepypilled.

shrimp is too lazy to add the rest of the tags at the moment…but he will at some point

find shrimp elsewhere even though he never posts there…yet

shrimpstagram