#shrimpost

Once tthere was a fisher who hadn't caught anything for a very long time. The fisher went out again, knowing that they would soon risk starvation for their family.

The fisher threw their net and hauled it up with great effort. "I'm sure to feed my family with this bounty" they said to no one in particular. But when they looked in the net they saw that there was only a single shrimp in it. "please don't eat me" the shrimp said.

The fisher was astonished, a talking shrimp! They thought it over for a moment before telling the shrimp: "well you are pretty useless to me anyway"

@avatarofthehunt and i are just talesin jaffe, cut into two pieces in repentance for his crimes.

evidence:

dyed hair

molly and percy, and caduceus stans (respectively)

shaved head/undercut

horror fanatics

im lesbian and hes gay so it evens out to bi

centuries old immortal beings from a time long past, yearning for the primordial chaos that once was

aarons a manlet so we got the height in there (manlet genes are carried in fusion)

indecisive in dnd

theatre kids (unfortunately 😔)

makes characters based on specific aesthetics

wake