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The moment Rex and A knew they would get along swimmingly.

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iām so sorry guys you can all blame @graunblidaā
i want u to all know that it is @lcgioned/ @graunblida that, every day, pulls me a little farther and farther away from the lordās sight.
Shrexa AU
there are a lot of shrek/lexa parallels that i think would contribute to an awesome AU and iām sorry it took me so long to answer this but it was because i wanted to do this justice. anyway i donāt think youāre ready so STRAP IN
they are living in peace until a group of people who dont understand their lives invade their territories? like those knights and people invade shrekās swamp and skairkru obv comes down guns ablazin
they go on a mission to establish that this is their territory and they just want to be fuckin left alone?????????? and they are not afraid to fight for that
people think they are savages :(Ā
they seem grumpy and serious on the outside BUT THEY HAVE LAYERS LIKE A FUCKING ONION AND ARE EMOTIONAL SOFTIES ON THE INSIDE
reluctantly form alliance with a cute badass girl simply to bring peace to their territoriesĀ
they think girl is weak BUT HELLO SHE TOTALLY IS A BADASS AND THEY FALL IN FUCKING LOVE LIKE JFC??? THIS IS REAL
badass lover girlās home ends up breathing fire? FIRE BREATHING DROPSHIP DRAGON. coincidence? i think not.
anyway
i dont mean to start trouble with this im just stating some parallels here so donāt attack me? but there is a man who wants the badass lover girl in some capacity and thinks the person that she loves is a savage and doesnt understand why she doesnt love him but instead loves theĀ āsavageā who proved to be a softie on the inside.............. listen im just stating the facts alright
then he gives in to some emotional man pain that ends up hurting the girl he wants?? just let them be with their onions omggggĀ
at one point the badass girl feels betrayed and angry by their companion but still canāt help the love she feels... iām not fucking making this shit upppppp
they realize their love and overcome the haters... and get married/bow to the other while also clearly getting married lbr clexa was marriedĀ
at the end, our softieĀ āsavagesā totally change their traditional ways of fear and violence and let the other people live with them in peace!!!!! shrek lets all those magical creatures live in his swamp andĀ āblood must not have bloodā
call me crazy all you want but the evidence is right here
the only difference is that shrek and fiona are hetero and therefore both of them are still alive
idk where donkey fits into this...Ā
LISTEN THEYāRE BOTH LIKE ONIONS thatās all iām sayingĀ