another wuastion: why are we forcefemming mr. klingberg and mr. ceci(? not sure if he's being forcefemmed as well but I know we're making sure klingberg is getting estrogen)
OH THIS ONE HAS LORE!!! ^_^

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another wuastion: why are we forcefemming mr. klingberg and mr. ceci(? not sure if he's being forcefemmed as well but I know we're making sure klingberg is getting estrogen)
OH THIS ONE HAS LORE!!! ^_^

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What does cricketboy mean?
cricketboy is the affectionate nickname for san jose sharks prospect and denver university’s starting goalie matt davis. the name is a reference to his goalie pads design which van @puckpocketed said looked like cricket legs. we took that and ran with it ^_^
Explain the frof egg thing ?
this ones a doozy ^_^
could you explain your bisexual klingberg tag?
source: glenn james/getty images
BISEXUAL TAPE FOR PRIDE NITE :D
maenisusume tumblr did a compilation post on john klingberg being a gay ally but truth be told. im not strong enough to ID that post RN ^_^
why do your hockey men have such a large following on tumblr.com
sniles so widely I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS ONE !!! im a little ummm out of it so . may not be the nicest written piece you could get from me <3

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pause. what's that about mono in the tank?
mono (mononucleosis) is called the kissing disease & is usually passed thru spit ^_^ i cant find. sources. though at least one other person recalls that the boston bruins got hit with mono on a large scale. so it might just be a shared hallucination??? but its funny because its probably passed from players hollering into each others mouths when celebrating goals and wins. so thats the association with mono
the tank is the cuntiful nickname for the sharks home arena
so basically were getting diseases as sharks fans from celebrating our wins!!! ^_^ thats also where the making out jokes come from. kissing with tongue. mono in the tankkkk
hai i lk feel kinda dumb asking lmao 😭 but im kinda new to macklinism sooo what is the yogurt lore???
oh CAN I tell you LMAO
"The Celebrinis didn't live too far from us, and Macklin and my son (Ty) were really good buddies growing up," Coupland said. "I remember going to Whole Foods and we bought these big 1-liter cups of yogurt, and Macklin and Ty sat down and were in such competition with each other, they finished this big 1-liter cup. But Macklin decided he was going to go one step further and crush a second 1-liter cup. … Just crazy things like that where he was just such a competitive, unique kid.
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macklin celebrini when he was younger ... im not sure which is funnier, that hes so competitive over nothing competitions or that THESE are the stories people around him are sharing LMAO like. cmon surely hes an accomplished athlete with more than just this goin for him... no? no ok <3 (i think its funny as all hell and this is why i have coined almost all the yogurt related nicknames LMAOOO if you want to file a complaint . yeah my inbox would be the right place u.u)
its mostly just such a random thing that its funny as hell to riff off of (absurdist humor...)
but dont worry about not being up to date on jokes its basically a game of free association at a large scale & high speed (with a fairly fast moving & content heavy fandom that is a sports team) LOL yaint dumb for not keepin up! welcome aboard the macklinisms please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times <3 or dont. im not the boss of you im just a fish ^_^
neonfretra what is the goal hole
its a common-ish turn of phrase hockey announcers use to refer to a goal deficit ! ^_^ for example a two goal hole means a team is behind by two goals
(the ontological partner to it being a goal POLE. which isnt at all that common but rhymes and is a really funny penis joke. meaning a team two goals up.)
theres a lotta ways casters figure out how to say the same idea using a really fun combination of words!
in sharks lb terms, we celebrate it because sure cant celelebrate our team being the one scoring goals LOL <3 happy first sharks shutty ! ^_^ dont worry about who got the shutty .
also, sex joke. its a sex joke.