S/I: Reason one of why I married F/O is so if anyone messes with them, I can yell, "THAT'S MY SPOUSE!" and knock them out in one punch.
S/I: Reason two is love, I guess.
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S/I: Reason one of why I married F/O is so if anyone messes with them, I can yell, "THAT'S MY SPOUSE!" and knock them out in one punch.
S/I: Reason two is love, I guess.

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Not another Stephen King/Hadestown mash-up.
Underwood, you can strum your lyre! I have strung the world in fire! Underwood, you can sing your ditty. I CONDUCT THE ELECTRIC CITY!!!!! Tell you what, young man. Since my dear sweet Nadine is such a fan, And since I'm gonna count to three And put you out of your misery. ONE!!!! Give me one more song One more song before I send you TWO!!!! To the Great Beyond where nobody can hear you singing. THREE!!!! Sing a song for me! Make me laugh! Make me weep! Make the Walking Dude feel young again. Sing! For a Dark Man! @dalekofchaos @book-sansa @daphneblakess @dansarya @dachi-chan25
S/I, calling F/O on the phone: F/O, I need your help with something. Can you come over?
F/O: I can't right now, I'm buying clothes.
S/I: Well then hurry up and get over here!
F/O: ...I can't find them.
S/I: What do you mean you can't find them?
F/O: I can't find the clothes. There's only soup.
S/I: Then get out of the soup aisle!
F/O: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!
F/O, moving into the next aisle: There's more soup.
S/I: What do you mean there's more soup?
F/O: I mean there's more soup!
S/I: Go into the next aisle!
F/O, moving into the next aisle again: There's still just soup!
S/I: Where are you, right now?
F/O: I'm at soup!
S/I: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?
F/O: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
S/I: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
F/O: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!
S/I: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?

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Neighbour’s dog: THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE!
Me, next door, overstimulated, begrudgingly sitting in the sun, trying to get vitamin d: I will power through this. I will be strong.
Dog: MURDERED
Dog: I AM BEING MURDERED
Me, sighing, going over to the fence: oOoOOh! Patch, baby, what is the matter? PAaatch.
Patch, coming over: what
Me: Hello my darling. What ails you, sweet angel pie?
Patch: what?
Patch: I’m fine
Me: okay then what the fuck man why are you yelling
A Puppy Emerges: TORTURED! WHY MUST I ROAM THIS EARTH ALONE! The gods have forsaken me. Ripped from my mother’s teet only to be abandoned by my captors! I WILL STARVE. I WILL SUFFER. To exist is A CURSE! I feel the pain of loss in my BONES!
Me: oh
Patch: yeah hey this is my new roommate do you have any snacks
MIDAM WEEK TODAY!!!
you are SO CUTE
ahhh thank you so much!