Shounen Jump Power Linkage: The Go Nagai Linkers in either nutshell, or just repeating some vines. (With some additions)
Qiao: I just had a burst of energy and I think it's my body's last "hooray" before it completely shuts down...
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Rosita: They're right there.
Mirai: What the fuck is this?
Rosita: Watch your profanity...
Mirai: (replaces Mirai's voice for Ryo's dub voice from the 80s Devilman dub) I don't give a shit.
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Rosita: *walking* *turns her head* Hazzzt!
One of Hyeong's Yokai (in this case; a Kappa): *sitting on a stack of boxes*
Qiao: Is- Is it real?
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Hyeong: *to Mirai, in an argument* WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, MIRAI?! NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE!? STEP THE FUCK UP, MIRAI!
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Sayaka: How do I start this darned thing?
*Devilman No Uta plays*
Mirai: Man Sayaka, I've been having a bad day- Oh my god, it's our song! IT'S OUR SONG!
Sayaka: *screeches demonically*
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Rosita: Hyeong, get out of the tank.
Hyeong: You ain't my mummy.
Rosita: Get out of the fricking tank, I am your mum. (Mum-figure I may add.)
Hyeong: You ain't my mum.
Rosita: I'm your mum, get out of the ta-
Hyeong: I'M IN A TANK, AND YOU AIN'T!
(this continues before Mirai decides to take the "ordering people out of things" business)
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Hyeong: *narrating, as a tanuki walks in* You got this, Tanny, make him wait for it... Boom.
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Sayaka: Mother-trucker, dude! That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.
Qiao: Watch your profanity.
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Qiao: Rose, they following me, Rose! THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME!
Rosita: OH, OH WHO'S FOLLOWING YOU?!
Qiao: *points to Hyeong's moth yokai* The moths!
Rosita: THE MOTHS?!
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Hyeong: Woah- WOAH! HAHA! HURRICANE KATRINA! More like Hurricane Tortilla~
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Mirai: *beating up a Despairus (Despairiuses is plural, right?)* HATE THIS THIS DAMN ASS BITCH DESPAIR! FUCK THEM! *continues beating it up*
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Mirai: *opens up gift, to see it's an empty book* It's an empty book. Thanks...
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Hyeong: *seeing Sayaka's demon form, amazed* HELL FUCKIN' YEEEAAAAAAAH!
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Hyeong: OH MY GAAAAAAAAWD! A TORNADO IS FORMIN'! BYE!
Hyeong's Yokai: *demonic screeching* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Hyeong: But we're going shopping!
Hyeong and her Yokai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Qiao: When I say "slavery", you all say "sorry", SLAVERY!
His classmates: Sorry.
Qiao: *internally* It's okay.
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Mirai: *slides across the ice to the reader/self-insert* Good evening.
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Hyeong: I have an idea, imagine this but-
Rosita: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK!
Hyeong: OH MY GAWD! A SNAKE!
The rest of the Go Nagai Linkers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
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Hyeong: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme. *does backflip, breaks sign*
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Rosita: Who wants to get crazy for NEW YEARS!?
The Linkers: YEEAAAAAAAAAAH!
Sayaka: *breaks glass bowl full of ornaments* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Rosita: Welcome to my kitchen... We have bananas, and avocadoes...
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Hyeong: The cheese OF TRUTH! *whaps cheese on newpaper* Immigrants cause cancer...
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Qiao: Toss me my keys.
Sayaka: *throws printer* *printer shatters*
Qiao: I said my keys.
Sayaka: I thought you said printer!
Qiao: Why the fuck would I say printer?
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Qiao: *narrating about the 80s Devilman chibi* Even the chibis are one of the most dangerous creatures in the world, so I built this cage to keep them secure so there's no possible- *80s Devilman chibi escapes* Oh my god-
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Mirai: This demon child is definitely on crack right now...
Hyeong: *ball bounces on her head* Yas! *ball bounces on her head again* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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Sayaka: Look it. Look it! It's frickin' bats! I love Halloween.
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Hyeong: MIRAI!
Mirai: *stares deeply into someone's soul* *dabs*
Hyeong: OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
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Sayaka: Wait, oh yeah, wait a minute, Mr. Postman.
Qiao: Yeeeeeee...
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Hyeong: Heheh, what're you doing?
Sayaka: Dancing.
Hyeong: There's no music playing.
Sayaka:
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Hyeong: *about to prank the 80s Devilman chibi* Hey, I shoved that ball down my pants.
80s Devilman chibi: *drops ball in fear*
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Mirai: We all die, either kill yourself or get killed. *dances* Whatchu gonna do? *dances* Whatchu gonna do?
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Sayaka: *Akira Fudo through Sayaka* Honestly, I don't remember, I was probably fucked up. Yeah, I was crazy back then... Ehehehehh...
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Hyeong: Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called "Fre Sha Vacado" FRE SHA VA-!
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Meanwhile, the links...
Cutie Honey: Enma-Kun, your speech is so good!
Enma-Kun: OHIDIDN'TEVENREALYTRYTHATMUCH,IT'SJUSTALLIMPROVEAND-
Devilman: OH MY GOD, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE THE FRICKING COMPLIMENT, AAAAAAAAA----
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Kouji Kabuto: Yo, Enma! You want some? *passes an empty can*
Enma-Kun: This bitch empty! YEET! *throws can*
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Devilman: I wanna see my lil boy!
Sayaka: *holds the 80s Devilman chibi* Here he comes!
Devilman: I wanna see my lil boy!
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Rosita or Cutie Honey: Let me see what you have!
Hyeong or Enma-Kun: A KNIFE!
Rosita or Cutie Honey: NO!
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80s Devilman chibi: Who-Ah... Whuah?
Devilman: What does that say, Devi-bi?
80s Devilman chibi: Whuah?
Devilman: NO!
80s Devilman chibi: Whuah?
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Kouji and Devilman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Kouji: That’ll be the last time-
Devilman: NO! DON’T LET GO!
Kouji: I’M DYING! I’M DYING-
Kouji and Devilman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Devilman: So bored...
Enma-Kun: I wish Kouji’s here...
Kouji: HEY GUYS!
Devilman and Enma-Kun: KOUJI!
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Mirai or Ryo: You’re all going to hell. Good bye~
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Sayaka: *to Devilman* You are my DAAAD~!
Chorus: You’re my dad! Boogie-woogie!
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Hyeong: Hey, how much money do you have?
Sayaka: Oh, like 69 cents...
Hyeong: Oh! You know what that means?
Sayaka: *cries* I don’t have enough money for teriyaki chicken...
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Rosita: Um Hyeong, would you read number 23 for the class?
Hyeong: Nah, I can not.
Hyeong: What up? I’m Hyeong, I’m 16, and I never fucking learned how to read.
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Mirai: Psycho Jenny, Psycho Jenny... PSYCHO JENNY! Oh my fucking god, she fucking dead...
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Mirai: *to a Despairus* GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY! *throws Despairus so hard to a wall*
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Hyeong: All I wanted to tell you all is that school’s not important; be who you wanted to be. If you wanted to be a dog, RUFF! Y’know?
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For @sundove88 and @shonenlinkage
