Jul 23, 2020
and time will come you will feel the sudden outburst of your emotions and scary part is that no one will hear a thing from. no one will dare to ask if you are doing fine and you get tired of calling for help.
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and time will come you will feel the sudden outburst of your emotions and scary part is that no one will hear a thing from. no one will dare to ask if you are doing fine and you get tired of calling for help.
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thinking about that time me and my friends tried to calculate how much a metric shitload actually is
Lia: how about "metric shitload"
Cyrano: hm
Cyrano: well, what's the density of shit
Lia: depends on where it floats
DontKnow: depends. runny or solid? green brown or black?
Cyrano: figuring 4'x8'x3' = 96 ft^2
Lia: cubic feet
Lia: hmmmm
Lia: I probably have that many books
Cyrano: ok, water is 1.945 slugs per cubic foot
Vanyel: rofl
marcie: weirdos
Lia: and your point is?
Vanyel: BITCH!
Cyrano: 187 slugs
Cyrano: that's a metric shitload.
Lia: cool
Vanyel: how many hogsheads is that
Lia: *ROFL*
Cyrano: don't make me beat you up.
Vanyel: come on, you dont have a conversion table handy?
*** Crazy has entered room 'Main'
Cyrano: har
DontKnow: once upon a time I wrote a "/conv" routine for ebbs chat.
Vanyel: i remember it
Cyrano: racking brains
Lia: conversion factor for shitload to hogshead is
Cyrano: hogshead is 7 firkins
Al: Lia: conversion factor for shitload to hogshead is
Cyrano: or 63 imperial gallons
Lia: 44.35 hogsheads per shitload
Al falls out
Lia: er, 4.35
Cyrano: what the fuck is a firkin
Vanyel: a firkin is 1.323452345 statute shitloads
Lia: halk a fuckin?
Cyrano: no
DontKnow: a firkin is 63 imperial gallons. seems like a large keg.
Lia: half
Cyrano: 1 firkin = 9 imperial gallons.
Vanyel: as opposed to a metric shitload
Cyrano: nono
Cyrano: nautical shitloads.
Vanyel: rofl
marcie: nautical shitloads!
Lia: so a firkin would be about 1/5 of a hogshead
DontKnow: a firkin is about 1/4 of a barrel (british units)
Vanyel: how many assfulls is that
Lia: oh
Cyrano: depends on the ass.
Vanyel: how many shitloads per assful?
Lia: well a hogshead is a barrel
Lia: so I was close
Lia: 1 per day, if you're lucky
Lia: anyway
Cyrano: fascinating
-- goddamn nerds calculating a metric shitload
Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 January 2003
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Imperial vs metric
Buddy calls me and says he's got a fuck ton of dope i say "what does that convert to in shitloads?"
I'm waiting for 'shitloads' to become an actual form of measurement