#shit ma

lmfao when you take shots with all family members but your mom and she’s the only one salty one about it like mom, pls, if you wanna take a shot with me..come on over, that’d be legit and I can quit acting like its not okay for me to drink

Uhhhggggghh i get all comfy on the computer n then my mom who is all grumbly tonight gets mento go do stufff plz end my sfffering let me shitpostnin piece

i wanna masturbate but at the same time dont what to do

I casually drop names of OH stars when I'm talking to my mum in the hopes she'll eventually know who I'm talking about. It finally worked!! I mentioned Gary Cooper and she SIGHED because she thinks he's gorgeous (questionable taste but I'll call this one a win). NOT ONLY did she know who I was talking about, she started singing the line from Puttin' on the Ritz "trying hard to look like Gary Cooper" and I thought YES WIN NO. 2! ...or so I thought. She got to the chorus and what does she sing? "PUTTIN ON THE BLITZ" MOTHER NO!!!!!!! I'M OUT. I QUIT DAUGHTERHOOD.

So im in my room and i hear my mom tell my sister "Maya theres a lot of things i want too but i cant get. Its life, thats how it is." Shes 2.

I hate school because I feel like I'm failing it. I'll love it when I start to get better grades.