#shit game

What are yalls headcanons on what happened to Sonic while he was in capacity, being "tortured" (I'm putting that in quotes as the game literally acts like my guy had nothing happen to him, at all.)

Mine (for awhile now) have been thatttt

- I feel like Eggman didn't really participate, like he would definitely taunt him, pester him, etc, but I've always liked the idea of Infinite doing the actual torture.

- I definitely think Infinite would use illusions of Sonics friends, and bc I'm a loser and Tails and Sonic are brothers, I bet he would use Tails the most.

What are some of urs?

So everyone and their mum has probably seen this add

Protect the doge from bees by drawing a barrier.

First off that's not even the actual game, go to the reviews and you'll see.

Second, the complete, logic lacking bullshit.

So as you can see, the barrier drawn has been done in a way in which it would physically be impossible to move out of the way. Nothing is getting to the doge.

So how can the bees get to the doge?

Oh don't worry they just FUCKING PHASE THE BARRIER THROUGH THE GROUND! Like this makes the game practically impossible to play unless you draw a circle around the doge which would just be repetitive and boring! Like whats the point in playing smart if the game just gives you the middle finger?

And this bullshit as well

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How tf do the bees lift the fucking thing up just by ramming into its side? HOW?! THAT'S NOT HOW PHYSICS WORK!

Also just game apps now are just so lacklustre. I remember when apps were actually fun and you actually had to pay attention to play them.

Idk, I'm probably overreacting but there's something about it that gives me an aneurism