#shiningarmorasmr

If VA YouTubers did D&D together, it might just be the most legendary thing ever, so let me make predictions:

Yuurivoice would be either a warlock or a wizard and would absolutely cast the funniest fucking spells, out of spite. He’d be lore-oriented, but at some point he’s get a little too serious and get silly OR he’d be a lawful neutral cleric according to my bug army D&D analysis bestie. I think he’s chaotic neutral, might just be me. He would undoubtedly be a cleric though. If he was a wizard, like I originally said, his ass would be casting a fireball any chance he gets.

Escaped would be a barbarian, let me cook, okay? I’m sure he could also be the DM, but he would TRAUMATIZE the party mark my fucking words. Anyway, he’d be chaotic evil, maybe chaotic good, but bro has not shown remorse for Crow or Chronus Seven and I haven’t forgiven him yet(could be chaotic neutral but hmmmmm). But he would have a giant two headed axe, bear with me now.

Escaped also gives me hella Astarion vibes but that might just be because of NIFODD. . .

I would love to tell you my ideas for PebblesASMR, because he is not free from me either lmao. I asked the bug army and got the response that he’d be a lawful evil, earth genasi sorcerer. Now, I don’t believe he’d be lawful evil, maybe lawful neutral? But I have a funny ass idea so here it is. Instead of being a normal player, I feel he’d just be a sentient sorcerer pebble with googly eyes. He would sit on Escaped’s shoulder and they would scheme or some shit. Believe it, I say those two would get along like a house on fire.

They would cook up some scheme and do the funniest of shenanigans together(someone please draw this it would be funny as all hell) and if Pebbles was an earth Genasi sorcerer and Escaped was a Barbarian, what do y’all think would happen? Me personally, the world would never see peace, or know it, ever again. The unbeatable duo that I’ve literally NEVER SEEN INTERACT LIKE WHAT.

Obi would be a Dragonborn, chaotic good. I’d say he’d be a true neutral warlock, maybe chaotic neutral or good neutral if you give him Zef or Timmy’s charms. In his Baldur’s gate, he’s a bard and he’s true neutral, however I have an idea of who would be the bard of the group. Who is his patron? I literally have no idea I’d say Bella (because the divines series has me in a chokehold rn and I can’t remember D&D gods) but maybe they have ideas? Anyway, Obi as a dragonborn is an elite masterpiece I came up with after listening to some TROY and getting in my ✨vibes✨. Would be peak and elite. Change my mind.

MAGE IT’S YOUR TURN NOW FACE YOUR FATE. *rubs hands together evilly* I’ve cooked up something for you—

Mage would be. . .either a neutral-evil wizard (harness your inner mlp friendship is magic) and would be a schemer (messing with folks for the fun of it{translation: traumatizing the masses}) OR Druid Wizard multi class, still neutral evil. Or as stated by you, *clear throat* a human spell caster named Captain Salad. From the old and noble Salad family. And her name isn’t captain she just doesn’t like her first name and thinks captain is a cool moniker. Her tactics involve throwing fireballs from a big stick at everything (amen would do the same tbh what a queen) and the stick isn’t even necessary she just found a branch.

Hear me on this ASMR VA Community, M would be a true neutral fighter monk multi class. I have nothing else to say but that they’d slay, literally. Would beat people up and not break a SINGLE sweat. Would also ironically be the peacekeeper, because this group is full of chaos and they seem the most sane?

Anyway, ShiningArmorASMR is up next and man would undoubtedly be a chaotic neutral, Artificer. My good sir gives me the most Arcane vibes out of everyone on this list. Inventor? Yes. Magic? Yes. Dude will channel the arcane as a master of invention and will be fashionable while doing it. Now, Ellis could be chaotic neutral, that would also make sense too.

Siren, Siren, Siren. SIREN’S SON TIME! He’d be either: A. A chaotic good/neutral bard, and I think he’d carry a lute, not a lyre, although he does give EPIC Apollo vibes. B. A chaotic good Druid. C. A lawfully evil bard. He really just gives me Halsin vibes from BG3 and actuslly has a fae character who has a SHOCKINGLY SIMILAR LOOK to Halsin. Coincidence, you say? I think not but okay.

Kabuya is him in Baldur’s gate. Warforged Barbarian, lawfully neutral (cuz of Biggs). Maybe a rogue if not a barbarian? In my mind, barbarian is obvious, as is being lawfully neutral, but along with M, he’d keep the peace in the group, just differently. He’d keep the peace by either a, glaring, or b, threats with a sledgehammer(that would be peak don’t lie or disagree). Either way, he’d be chiller? Probably one of the more logical ones within the party.

I have seen one of Scythe’s videos. It was a GOTCHA one. I’m planning on getting into his series but here’s what I’ve collected so far. Chaotic neutral/evil necromancer. His videos are very much horror esc, and hear me out when I say that man would rise an army of the undead to win a battle or simply put, a bet or wager.

As for GoodBoyAudios, who I am also planning on listening to! Fonzie thinks that he’d a a true neutral (added by critical roll) bloodhunter.

Atonal ASMR is a true neutral. I think that he might be a wizard of sorts? I’m honestly confused for him but I think he’d also keep a little peace in the group, but if he was a warlock instead of a wizard,(and keep with me) he’d be dedicated to the star god in his series. Even if it’s not canon to D&D I’m tired and it’s midnight and this is pure ideas and spite.

Nomads Tales & Audios, your time has come. A ranger, he’d be a ranger. Either lawful evil OR lawful neutral. He might not be keeping the peace within the group, but he’s going to have Deacons’ and Conners’ humor.

Finally, Daysprite would be a chaotic good Dragonborn sorcerer. Haven’t heard much from them YET! So I can’t do much judging, however, them as a Dragonborn would be sick as hell and a sorcerer kind of makes sense for them. Might just be their vibes.

If you have any more ideas reblog or comment, I’d love to hear your thoughts.