#shiftykin

I actually didn’t truly hate my brother. He was annoying yes. But I loved him regardless. It mostly came down to greed being a huge vice for me and money due to our poor living conditions coming first. Plus I did regret it and apologize for it when we’d well I guess regenerate. And though the show never had it happen he did leave me for dead a few times. So it’s not like he was any better when it came to that. -💎Shifty(Happy Tree Friends)

So it turns out I’m both twins. -💵💎Lifty and Shifty(Happy Tree Friends)

For the supermarket thing: Robbie Rotten and Glanni Glæpur would immediately go into the baked goods, candy and ice cream sections, no doubts about it. Just eat as much stuff as possible. Shifty would go into the frozen meats section. Flippy would probably do the same.

Fucccccck I want my bro back I miss him ;-;💎Shifty(Happy Tree Friends)

Eh hee hee hee heee 💎Shifty(Happy Tree Friends)

hi Boston. it's Shifty. I don't forgive you in this life either. You could've let The Champion arrest me, it would've been better than living with you. You never cared about me anyway, you just used me to get off. And you shoot me the moment I ever try to object. Public Enemy Number One, indeed.

-slams hands on the table- STOP SHIPPING ME WITH MY DAMN TWIN JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE IT MAKES ME SUPER UNCOMFY SO CUT IT OUT -shifty from htf (someone had to say it)