(My Boy is a Meat-)Shield 8)
(Uhhh tw for homophobic language and violence, also modern au again bc dammit Iām at least Preserving the Timeline until we finish Weathered XD)
Python had just wanted a goddamn cigarette on his break, and the alley next to the bar is usually fine- a few homeless people sleeping, maybe, but Python can make conversation with them (heās very nearly been them, though he doesnāt like to talk about that).Ā Occasionally heāll accidentally catch a pair of guys from the bar making out (or fucking, thatās happened more than once), but if itās that, he can just smoke somewhere else.
At first, it seems to be quiet and empty tonight, but when his cigarette has burned halfway down, he catches the silhouettes of two men slipping into the alley towards him.Ā The hairs on the back of his neck stand up, and immediately he knows he should get inside, but theyāre already between him and the door and fuck heās screwed up.Ā They encroach quickly into his space- scruffy faces, no taller than Python but definitely broader and stronger- and of course itās Saturday and the fucking bouncer is at the front door kicking out asshole teenagers without IDs.
āAlright, faggot,ā one of them growls. Ā āHand over your phone and your wallet.ā
āAināt got āem,ā Python croaks, dropping his cigarette and lifting his hands in the air, mouth suddenly bone dry.Ā Itās not even a lie, itās all locked up in the back room of the bar, but he suddenly wishes he did have them.Ā Heās flat broke anyways, and ID can be reissued and a damn cell phone replaced- it would be better than pissing these guys off, which itās immediately obvious that he has. Somehow, he doesnāt think heās going to be able to talk his way out of this one.
āWrong fuckinā answer.ā The other man reaches behind him for something on his belt, and Python freezes.
His mind is racing over every self-defense video heās watched halfway through on youtube, every bullshit martial arts movie heās slept through, anything that might save his ass if this guy pulls a knife (and if itās a gun, thatās pretty much it, isnāt it?), when suddenly the man is jerked violently away from him by the back of his shirt and thrown face-first into the brick wall next to him.Ā Then thereās a body between him and the second man, and thank fuck he knows that hair and that headband and maybe heās not dying in a fucking alley tonight after all.Ā Gerikās elbow slams into the manās face with enough force that Python hears his nose crunch (and with some stupid line about picking on someone their own size that might have offended him if he wasnāt still scared shitless.)
That turns out to be all it takes. The muggers must have just wanted money, not a fight, and they run off with their tails between their legs (and the one with blood streaming from his nose).Ā Python doesnāt even know what Gerik is doing out here instead of inside, and fuck, theyāre going to have to tell the bar owners and probably call the cops, but itās impossible to care at the moment when heās suddenly nauseous and his legs are shaking so badly that he slides down the wall and buries his face in his hands.
āShitā¦hey,ā Gerik kneels next to him, puts a hand on his shoulder in a way thatās grounding and helps him breathe just a little.Ā Heās breathing hard and thereās a little quaver in his voice too, but he sounds a hundred times better than Python does. āYou okay?ā
āYeah. Peachy.āĀ His attempt at a laugh is hollow and shaky and entirely unconvincing, and he swallows thickly.Ā āIā¦thanks.ā