All These Things That I've Done

“i love your voice” is a top tier compliment

don’t make me tenderly kiss your forehead man, i’m warning you

pussy eater tweet deleter got peanut butter in my iphone speaker lost my wallet forgotten prophet gonna go stick a fork in a socket

broken chalice god’s wrath and malice grief is the planet and my name is atlas guts and glory breaking news story settled in my role as a memento mori

I opened Tumblr and almost screamed

the guilt has hold of you. confess

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

The best man and worst man engage in Spy Vs Spy shenanigans until the wedding is done

Add a maid of dishonor too