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[In the tune of Nonsense by Sabrina Carpenter]

For once I only want you to stay with me at home 

I might change your contact to 'don't leave me alone'

You say you hate the hat but you wear it in the end

I love the way you look (in it), I don't have to pretend, oh

Baby I stop myself

When you say you're so bored

I want to get things done

But they're so, so, so...

I want no clients (don't want)

For a while, they can rest

This song isn't the best (because)

I wrote in a haste (a haste)

I'll be honest

Looking at you got me thinking nonsense 

Adrenaline in my veins when you walk in

The way you scan my face to deduce

Ooh, it feels so good I had to leave the telly

I think I was depressed, you made me happy

I can't find my stick, I must have lost it

I don't even know I'm talking nonsense

I'm talking, I'm talking 

I love the way your curls bounce 

I love you in that dressing gown

I'm saying get your casuals on

And let's just "talk" until it's dawn

You have to keep up with me

Don't need your sleuth energy

Come put some shelves up with me

I'm making no sense, really

This song is more boring than your website

Who likes reading a thesis on egg whites?

Sherlock says he's never been sedated

Writing this is getting me stimulated

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Things happened and I couldn't keep up with the challenge for the past few days.

Anyway, I decided to change things up for a bit for today!

Thanks to @chriscalledmesweetie's Johnlock January prompt list! 🩷✨

Sherlock's toast burns to the ground

The second attempt? In vain he frowns,

The third time, it flips – with its butter side down,

John sighs, stifling his laughter's sound.

"Clearly", Sherlock states, "The toaster holds a grudge",

"Precisely –", John teases, "you do love to judge".

He narrows his gaze, a smirk so unabashed,

Then grabs John's face, kissing him with a smack.

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Thanks to @chriscalledmesweetie's Johnlock January prompt list! 🩷✨

I just cannot fathom any circumstance or a universe where John would brutally hit Sherlock.

Why the heck would he do that?

Also, everything about Eurus – I still don't know how to opine on that.

The only part of S4 that exists in my head is Sherlock and John live happily with Rosie. That's it.

girl gang 🩷 🎀 💫

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original posts:

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the character everyone gets wrong

Eurus

2. the character everyone loves you hate

Moriarty

3. description of the worst fandom take you've seen

Mary actually wanted to kill Sherlock in ‘His Last Vow’

4. what was the funniest last straw that made you finally block someone?

When a person assumed I was a native German speaker simply because I wasn’t an English one

5. worst discord server and why

Don’t use discord

6. which ship fans are the most annoying?

Johnlock

7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how the fandom acts about them?

Irene Adler

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

“Season 4 is awful”

9. worst part of canon

“His Last Vow”

10. worst part of fanon

Johnlock

11. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

Eurus; because she is the best and very well written villain of ‘Sherlock’

12. worst blorboficiation

John Watson

13. that one thing you see in fics all the time

Hysterical Sherlock

14. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

Mrs. Hudson being rude and unwise

15. there should be more of this type of fic/art

Sherlock being a good caring brother to Mycroft and Eurus

16. you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

The soundtrack of ‘A Scandal in Belgravia’

17. part of canon you found tedious or boring

‘The Reichenbach fall’

18. part of canon you think is overhyped

‘The Reichenbach fall’

19. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

Sherlock forgiving Mary and Eurus

20. ship you've unwillingly come around to

Marylock

21. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

Sherlock’s sexuality

22. common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing