How do Liver and Boomer feel about Penny? Who apparently bites shins…
Liver:
Much more fond of penny now that she eats cereal. Liver loves cereal. Penny will share cereal with liver and therefore penny is now his favorite which is saying something because liver is indifferent to everyone. She is still very loud. Rates her 9/10
Boomer:
Does not understand how penny is so small. He was under the impression that he was the smallest being on the planet and yet here is this even smaller lady who lets him lick her face after she’s eaten yogurt. Likes to grab her gently by the diaper to redirect her from his toys because unfortunately those are don’t touch. Rates her 13/10
Orange Sherbert:
That’s his baby. He birthed her from his own loins. He is a stressed single father. He is a loving single mother. Gets into the bath tub with her because he doesn’t trust that we are doing an accurate job. Paces outside her room every morning until she wakes up to the point that he’s wearing out the carpet. Will bring her small leaves and toys he can carry when she cries. Likes to lay on his back and hold her face between his paws. Rates her a DONT TOUCH MY BABY/10.















