Which of Sylvie's sheep is the BEST?
Sheep 1
Sheep 2
Sheep 3
Sheep 4
Sheep 5
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SHEEP PROPAGANDA
Sheep 1
adorable little guy
perfect amount of sparkle on wool
freckles
croissant shaped horns
could judge you on an interpersonal level
most likely one to be able to work a normal office job
just wants to chill
very viby
has good music taste
loves milkshakes
doesn't always understand what's going on
very trans coded
looks like seed bread
Sheep 2
he angy
relateable eye bags
discrete glitter
orange
will fight enemies and annoying people
might headbump your leg until you give him attention
bites people
demands half of your food
very cat-like behavior
don't ask about what he did in Quatemala in the 80s
wanted criminal, would commit several war crimes for you (again)
Sheep 3
eepy little guy just wants naps
star freckles
teeny tine horns
wool looks like dyed cotton candy
looks very sad, needs hugs
even more discrete glitter
probably makes sigh sounds
most likely to have food hanging out of mouth while eating
doesn't lay down to sleep, just randomly falls over
could totally tattoo you
and do piercings
snacks hidden in wool
Sheep 4
very concerned over current social and economic problems
reads and eats newspapers
butter looking wool
will sit next to you on the kitchen floor while you cry over your burnt toast
slightly crooked horn
will never judge anyone's looks
might start crying if looked at for too long
introvert who actually needs a lot of social interactions to not feel sad
will feel left out quickly
needs schedules
so much anxiety in such a little sheep
Sheep 5
scar over eye
badass
acts like he's from a movie where gangs do dance offs
Elvis Presley looking hair
famous actor, known for his incredible emotional acting in the Molly Hoodie Commercial
has trouble with the police
acts all tough but has a very sweet spot for his mama
tsundere sheep
very troubled childhood
scared of hurting people but will do everything for you
regulary donates to multiple charities
pirates everything
theater kid
