#she really does

Wanna know what ELSE is down here? >:D *click* *uploads nightmare fuel to the holonet*

People? Go apeshit. Demand answers. Order her to leave. (LOL, like she even recognizes a "Goverment" as a THING anymore. Much less YOURS.) Some, want to mount a rescue. Others? Are foaming at the mouth about the rare chance at SEEING THIS DANGEROUS BIOME UP CLOSE! (But, like, danger and such and such. Hey, real quick, can you get us a closer picture of that weird mushroom? Yeah. The man eating one.)

The Jedi? Are furiously sending WALLS of text. Pls. PLEASE. Let them HELP YOU. They are GOING to cry. Is that what you want? You wanna see them cry? They'll do it! They're not afraid to cry at you!!! It's so dangerous! And you have no supplies! And-!*continues to worry*

She can't even be mad? They seem nice. High-strung, but nice. She'd totally trade some of her Rat jerky with them. The GOOD bits, even.

Cause, see, the thing is? She figured out? How to LEAVE the underground a while back. Most of the ways up or shot. Unstable or overrun. But?? Ironically? The JEDI? They're sitting on the only building that goes ALL the way down. And SOMETHING about the place keeps the undead etc away from it. So it's fine.

She could literally walk right up.

But she don't wanna.

There's Capitalism up there! And PEOPLE. She's gone Feral and kinda knows she's not... great, mentally. And she LIKES her little apocalypse bunker. Not to mention? What would you even DO with sunlight? Burn in it? Probably. It's a Lazer. Radiation and shit.

.......but they DO have medicine.

................and some sweet air filters.

Curse their adorable, persuasive children! Fiiiiine. But she reserves the right to LEAVE back to her sweet, sweet hellscape once she's done! *stops off*

*arrives from the BASEMENT OF THE TEMPLE like a fully covered, stinking of lethal gasses, heavily armed, nightmare in full make-shift hazmat* *with jerky*

Sup o7

Did... did she just walk through the ancient Sith temple? Yea'. They were little bitchs about it. There's a path now. She brought snacks. *shakes her ominously wafting rat jerking at the nearest jedi knight* (is it edible? Well... she's certainly been eating it. But we aren't certain. Take some, smile, and scan the FUCK out of it later. Try not to let it touch your bare skin.)

Madame Che? Nearly cries. It's like a fun house version of Master Fay, minus the fun. What the FUCK were you EXPOSED TOO!? (Everything) what does that even MEAN!? (*shrugs*)

She hangs around. Supplies up. Has a DELICIOUS soup dinner with a little green guy (who just seems delighted someone appreciates his cooking? Who wouldn't?? It's great!). Then offers to host them whenever they need a place to go. You know... in case this whole "weird, non-defensable location" thing doesn't work out.

Is she a Jedi? No. She is very INFAMOUSLY Coruscant's "Basement Cryptid". She crawls out to trade whatever weird shit she's found with the jedi and occasionally the Mando'ade (turns out there's a mountain over there. Used to be some sort of forge?).

So like? Her base keeps growing. And growing. Aaaaand growing. Cause what ELSE is she to do with her free time? Boredom leads to madness after all.

It becomes a legit biodome.

The way breaks out.

A certain order goes out. But? Well. Crazy Aunty Basement told all of them how to reach her, and they quote, "DEFENSEABLE" and "SAFE" biodome. Nothing can GET to her unless SHE want it too.

The Creche Masters? Don't even TRY to make it to the ships. They're surrounded. They'd never make it. But DOWN? Down they can do. They flee. Knights and masters guarding the back. EVERYONE has heard about how SAFE she says it is. And in this moment of fear and chaos? When their HOME is no longer safe? Well, it's the closest, strongest option.

They lose a lot of persures in the Sith temple. More to the rats.

Panting into their air masks, they are met half way by Oc, who leads them to safety. Past zombies and rats, sarlacc and hidden lethalities. Through the gloom and swirling gasses. To an airlock. Children first. Then injured. Then the rest. Hundreds more then would have ever survived.

All deep beneath the crust. Untouchable. A time capsule at the heart of the empire. And it BURNS in the Sith's heart, that he can not reach them, no matter what he tries. Because nothing short of destroying Coruscant itself could do it. They're burrowed too deep. And he would NEVER give up his festering jewel.

Best of all?

:3c she still has fuckin Space Twitter. *posts "Day 894 of Paplitations still being a whiny, sore loser, cry baby bitch" dispite the empires best minds trying to ban her* hehehe~☆ the jedi might not seek revenge. But she's not a jedi, now is she? *posts a poorly done AI video of Obi-Wan Kenobi kicking Palpatine's ass. Specifically because the poor quality of it all will EXTRA annoy him*