#shapeshifter!mc

Ruggie: (dusting the prefects face) Leona’s brother is coming to visit with his family, he asked me to clean all the dirty.

Prefect: oh? He didn’t tell me…

Ruggie: Obviously? You would have pulled something crazy

Prefect: :(

Ruggie: *Freezes* oh…

Prefect: >:)

Ruggie: …not my problem, Go to Leona

Prefect: alllllrighhhhhhttttt~

Prefect: Leaoooonnnnanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Leona: yea? aren’t you supposed to be at your dorm or something…

Prefect: >:( I got to know something *starts glitching shifting between a variety of people*

Leona: …If they saw you with me, he would have proposed to you for me

Prefect stops glitching as they slowly start turning red and into their self back

Leona: Now, be a good kitty and go back to your Dorm and rest

Prefect: But!

Leona: No buts.

Prefect: …fine >:(

Farena and Leona sitting in awkward silence as Cheka and and Leona’s sister-in-law look between them both

Farena: Did you-

Leona: No

Farena: atleast meet he-

Leona: No

Farena: do you have some-

Leona: …maybe

Farena: :0

His sister-in-law: :0

Cheka: :D

Prefect: :D

Lately, my mind has been re-consumed by vampire!MC who also happens to be a shapeshifter. Like, it´s her gift, y´know? Transforming into various animals at will. At first, it was just smol things like mice and squirrels, but the more she practised, the greater the transformations became.

Her biggest achievement to date has been a rhino.

Anyway-

She just so happens to stumble upon - gasp - three fair-haired maidens-

...

Yeah aight, you got me.

There´s nothing remotely maiden-like about those three.

...

Anyway-

MC stumbles into their territory because she´s an idiot and, for some reason, she´s seen as an intruder because they´re idiots.

So, naturally, they clash.

...Or they would have, if it hadn´t been for MC´s ability to slip out of their grasps. Literally.

...

Every damn time they get a hold of her, she transforms into another animal that will-

A) be big enough to bulldoze them outta the way.

B) be small enough to slip through their fingers.

C) have wings.

D) And so on.

E) A skunk.

Listen, what I´m trying to say here is-

THE MENTAL IMAGE OF THE THREE STOOGES REPEATEDLY COLLIDING WITH EACH OTHER AS THEY FAIL TO CATCH ONE SHAPE-SHIFTING IDIOT HAS BURNED ITSELF INTO MY BRAIN.

Also the skunk.

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That is all.

EDIT:

MC will retain her vampire strength, no matter the animal she turns into, obv.

...Imagine getting bonked into next week by a goat of all things.

Leona: Ruggie go get prefect

Ruggie: ...

Leona: What? Why are you still standing there?

Ruggie: but they are your partner...?

Leona: And? Why are you mimicking Ruggie, he’s our servant?

Ruggie(prefect): OH MY GOD HOW THE **** DID YOU KNOW!?

Leona: *Crawling to prefect an pulling by the waist into the bed* I smelled yo-

Leona: ...

Prefect:you smelled me?

Leona: *smirking 😏* yea I did baby, I smelled your new perfume *growling lowly while attaking prefects neck*

Prefect: *giggling* Leona we have classes tomorrow