#shapeshiftandtrick

wwinrys: you know who I would totally bang

theblindbeifong: me

wwinrys: Alex Louis Armstrong

tristian: ed

tristian: YES

avataralphonse: everyone on that show is just so UNF I CANT DEAL

theblindbeifong: HAHAHAHAHA

colonelmustang: ouch

wwinrys: it would be the sparkliest sex ever

tristian: can you imagine

tristian: THIS TECHNIQUE HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY

theblindbeifong: glitter instead of something else........

tristian: FOR GENERATIONS

colonelmustang: Itd hurt

tristian: and then he goes down

wwinrys: THE ART OF POUNDING LADIES HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS

tristian: omfg

colonelmustang: omgbdj DDS jdjcjdkfjfog

theblindbeifong: SWBJGZB KDJFN'JDFAKBEAHBRVOEA' VV 

tristian: hkdgh

wwinrys: omfg though he'd pound you literally into the ground

wwinrys: ow

theblindbeifong: dead

avataralphonse: i mamd dead

colonelmustang: can u imagine his dick size

wwinrys: omg and imagine being pregnant with an armstrong child

wwinrys: it would literally punch its way out of your womb

avataralphonse: omg

theblindbeifong: asjkwfkfnbklnbear

theblindbeifong: AMY OMFG

colonelmustang: fucking fifteen lb baby

theblindbeifong: ha it said bear at the end of that

theblindbeifong: like izumi

wwinrys: THE AMNIOTIC FLUID WOULD BE SPARKLY

theblindbeifong: glitter cum

wwinrys: fdjakfldjaf

wwinrys: omg his sperm would like shoot through your stomach

theblindbeifong: olivier would rip your head off during sex

theblindbeifong: domination until death

colonelmustang: when he cums his curl sticks up like a unicorn horn

wwinrys: OMFG

wwinrys: ALEX

theblindbeifong: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

theblindbeifong: OH OGF

avataralphonse: ALEX WHY OMG HAHAHAH

tristian: jfc alex

avataralphonse: i am trying not to make noise but im laughing so hard

theblindbeifong: cying into my pillow 

wwinrys: WHICH SPERM WOULD BE THE WINNER THOUGH

wwinrys: ALL OF THEM

theblindbeifong: ALL THE SPERM

colonelmustang: ten fifteen pound babies at once

tristian: jFC

wwinrys: god forbid Armstrong's into fisting

tristian: ouch

theblindbeifong: ALEX HOLY SHIT

tristian: OMG AM

tristian: AMY WHY

theblindbeifong: WITH THOSE IRON THINGS

colonelmustang: fIsting omg im snorting

wwinrys: I am sobbing omfg

avataralphonse: ow

wwinrys: DONKEY PUNCH

tristian: nooo00

avataralphonse: omG

theblindbeifong: here lies me death by smy

tristian: me too

colonelmustang: thaat ass though. worth it.

theblindbeifong: i want the booty

wwinrys: omfg

wwinrys: what if he's gay

tristian: imagine sig/alex sex

theblindbeifong: oh my god

theblindbeifong: THAT WOULD BE SO INTENSE

wwinrys: if he's a bottom

colonelmustang: fuck ibthought yoy meant me

wwinrys: I FEEL SO BAD FOR THE TOP

tristian: OMG

theblindbeifong: THIS IS THE BETS CHAT EVER

tristian: sorry

tristian: hahhaha

wwinrys: CHEEKS OF STEEL

tristian: i love this

colonelmustang: oh God Alex is totes bottom

wwinrys: djfkdlaj

wwinrys: or if he were a top

wwinrys: what if

theblindbeifong: buns of steel

theblindbeifong: iron buns