Sep 6, 2017
Shane is sick and MC doesn’t wanna touch them
MC: I don’t want your germs.
Shane: What? You hold my hand, you kiss my mouth, but you draw the line at 102 fever?
MC:…
Shane: What happened to our love?
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Shane is sick and MC doesn’t wanna touch them
MC: I don’t want your germs.
Shane: What? You hold my hand, you kiss my mouth, but you draw the line at 102 fever?
MC:…
Shane: What happened to our love?
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MC and Shane are left alone MC: Well well, alone at last. Shane: Yes you are. *leaves* MC: You know where to find me!
Sam and Sebastian are having a moment and MC is watching them
Sam: I didn’t realize I was making you feel that way. It was very brave of you to tell me.
Sebastian: Thank you. It wasn’t easy.
MC: They’re gonna have sex before Shane and I do, I know it.
Lewis: You think you’ll ever get married someday?
MC: Not just someday. In exactly four years. But don’t tell Shane, he’s still a flight risk.
“It’s like a disease. I slept with MC one time and I caught feelings. I caught feelings bad!”
- Shane
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A lil Stardew headcannon
Shane: *Minding his own business on the farm, hanging out w/ his chickens* MC: *comes stumbling in, beaten to a pulp holding gems and monster items* "Hey babe!" Shane: *softly* what the fuck
This is not a joke. Let me marry you.