Oct 6, 2025
No, I'm not human Cirque Du Freak edition
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No, I'm not human Cirque Du Freak edition
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I can't believe someone is actually posting about my favorite vampire media. The fandom is so small and these books came out forever ago!! Thank you for refueling me. I love you Larten Crepsley, you fake ginger❤️❤️
Hello my love, where have you been all my life??? We are a small club but we make up for it with extra MADNESS. I’ll be over there periodically screaming into the void about these books for the rest of my life, so I’m so happy to be in good company ❤️❤️❤️
Lately as this year draws to a close, I’ve been thinking about all the things I could’ve contributed to my favourite fandoms if I’d just had the confidence in myself earlier on. Top of my list was always trying to share my own ideas of what Gannen and Vancha were like before they were blooded; what made them join the vampaneze in the first place; and how their three centuries of separation happened, given that Vancha says they were always so close. And how horrible that must have been for them both 😫
Currently I’m still fleshing out the story into something I can work with, but I’m aiming to make it a fairly regular thing. I’m using the DSS (books and manga) as a starting point, but will be filling in the gaps with a lot of my own headcanon as we don’t get a ton of clues from the Saga itself. Also I’ve not read the Larten Crepsley series and don’t really intend to, so if anything I come up with contradicts it, that’ll be why.
Anyway - enjoy this little Shanta gift in the meantime! My very sketchy concepts of Gannen and Vancha from their first year together as assistants… to their last.
Merry Christmas and have an amazing new year! xxx
New and IMPROVED CDF Cards Against Humanity
White cards:
my brother
my worst enemy
my best friend
when my brother, my worst enemy, and my best friend are all the same person
getting your ass kicked after 11 years of bars supremacy
bears
laughing exactly once in the first 4 books
the guardians of the blood
having twins with your foster mom and your brother
Larten Crepsley’s tragic backstory
stealing a spider
that one goat from book 1
dragons, but they hate you
important anagrams
drinking wolf milk straight from the wolf
Kurda Smahlt’s ambiguous sexuality
time travel
suddenly remembering that vampires breathe sleeping gas
The Howl
being unable to pronounce “vampaneze”
fighting the sun
Young Murlough
Merla Von’s detachable earlobes
my dear coffin
Black cards:
I went to Vampire Mountain, but all I got was _____________
Step 1: ____________ Step 2: _________ Step 3: Profit.
Charna’s __________!
When you’re about to betray your people, it’s important to keep ________ in mind.
_____________: How to win friends, influence people, and dance like nobody’s watching.
When you add ___________ to ____________, that’s when the magic happens.
feel free to add on Shandom -- I’ve been looking at your memes and I know you all are funny
@peopleoftheshandom/cdfstans
I have 10 questions for you to answer about the cdf series. Please give REASONS for your answers. ~ part 1
1. Do you think Kurda Smahlt deserved to be killed?
2. Do you ship Darren/Debbie? And if you don’t, who do you ship Darren with?
3. Do we like Vancha March or not?
4. Is Arra sails over confident or too cocky?
5. Did the princes make the right decision when turning Darren into a prince?
6. REALISTICALLY, is Seba/Paris canon?
7. Do you think it was necessary for Larten Crepsley to die?
8. Do you think Darren still holds a grudge to Mr Crepsley for blooding him?
9. Do we have any Harkat/Darren shippers in the fandom?
10. Would Larten Crepsley be a good prince or not?
Reblog your annswers and let everyone know what you think!
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PSA if you ever have time, seriously just go scroll through the Darren Shan or Cirque Du Freak tag and let yourself just fall down the rabbit hole. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll be blown away by the astonishing amount of talent (referring to my memes obviously jk) creativity, and resourcefulness in the Shandom. Considering we don’t have material to produce gifs or HD photosets like other fandoms... we’ve done pretty incredibly well over the years. THIS is why I’ll keep coming back here for literally the rest of my life. This is home. -AA
I’ve resigned myself to being that crotchety Shanster who waves around the canonical, traumatic bs like a cane while I spout on about the inherent christ symbolism of the Vampaneze Lord.
GUYS!
Are you still alive? There's some fan of darren shan over there? Because I really want to come back here. If you are still alive, ask me some question and ill be ready to draw for you!