Jan 29, 2017
I don't want to know where 'concerned' was emailing from, do I?
#The Metro#Tesco#Shame#Shorting customers#Loo paper#Several sheets#And that's per roll#How have they done this?#They've increased the hole#The BASTARDS#Hole in the middle#Sorry Malcolm#Last few sheets#So often prove crucial#The difference between being clean as a whistle#And having a dirty bum-bum#Horrid bathroom emergencies#Goodness knows#How many have you caused?#HOW MANY?#Shooting's too good for the likes of you#Concerned#Where are you emailing from?#You know what never mind#Crucial last few sheets#They make the difference#They turn the tide
