#seth shitpost

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Billy: becomes keg king

Tommy: runs to Steve to say " na na na, he's better than you!" When Steve is obviously not interested nor intimidated.

The next day, at basketball

Billy, oiling his chest, getting too close to Steve " i am better than you, i am stronger than you, i will defeat you"

Steve " bro, personal space?"

Like, what is it about this man and his ability ti trigger anime rivalries in any age apropriate guy around?

Like, yes, you can make an argument that klaus enjoys the banter, but then Stefan pulls the " some kind of master race" and barely gets a " watch the attitude " in return. And klaus IS bothered.

Stefan betrayed Klaus like what, 3 times before the mind control?

When in Mystic falls, Klaus could've killed him thrice over, but noo, just neck breaking, because Originals are petulant children.

When Mikael comes and Klaus picks up the phone, Klaus is downright giddy to talk to him. Stefan is suffering, because humanity or not, that is bred into his being, and Klaus is there like " let me tell you about my day!"

Stefan " your dad's dead"

Klaus " if you lie to me, I'll know, so swear on your life"

He was almost asking Stefan not to betray him again, so he wouldn’t have a reason to kill him.

This man should bother his sibling with " you have a curfew" or pull rank in public!

Like, here's the thing: EVERYONE is ready to die for Elena. It gets repetitive after a while. And while the salvatores have their issues and Jeremy is her brother, Bonnie could've had a more interesting motivational. Cuz, as much as i love platonic relationships, Bonnie and Elena's is unequal.

Bonnie jas lost/ sacrificed a LOT because of Elena. Her grandmother most of all, but so many of Bonnie's choices are tied to Elena. Meanwhile Elena hasn't had to sacrifice much for Bonnie. Not saying she wouldn't, but the show didn't exactly give her an opportunity to match Bonnie yet.

As such, i really wish her attempt to kill Klaus would've had a little more.

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1. Pride. Have her want to kill Klaus bcs the loss of her powers scared her so much, and she needs to gain back thay control. Have her be cocky and convinced that she can take him, and have Damon convince her not to.

2. Vampire hatred.

Bonnie's fear and hatred of Vampires was VALID. was she mean and unfair to caroline? Yes, but she's also 17 and grieving, so she gets a nod. Bonnie can't kill the salvatores bcs they're the good guys, but she could kill Klaus. Honestly, her taking her trauma out on Klaus would've given her aj interesting depth, while still keeping the results the same

I mean the " he jumped naked into a fountain and danced drunk on the flame of the statue of liberty" thing we learned from lexi. Or the bon jovi concert.

Or the fact that him and Bonnie's grandma apparently PROTESTED THE WAR TOGETHER?! and he was important enough that she remembered him?!

Where the fuck is that Stefan?