Full image below the cut, tits are out and the bits are covered... but not clothed, though. :3

Will add transcript later (if i don't someone bully me) but ougjghfbfb this clip from the start of T.ango's Taunting Warden's stream...

I want every other participant to tap out, faces red and dripping from the heat, looking up from the relief of that first sip of milkshake— and having their jaw hit the ground in shock and amazement because there goes J.oe Hills from Spiceville, Tennessee, cool as a cucumber and twice as green, adding a dollop of sauce n°6 onto chicken wing n°9 because the flavour mix is just so nice (& he's showing off at this point, it's so fun to see the former POEPOE people be flabbergasted by him in person after only being able to imagine it during their chases)

I want them to all get curious, get impatient, mix the hottest sauces together in the hopes of extracting spice-inflicted sweat and tears out of our silly Southern hero. Donations start to roll in, promising matched or double numbers if they keep going until Joe breaks, until they find what kind of chicken can conquer The Guy Who Conquered Death.

In the end, it's not the spice that forces Joe to quit. It's his stomach, suddenly protesting its contents of over double the amount of chicken everyone else had (plus the carbonation from two large sodas and the small beer he'd chugged off-camera as prep) with a long loud warning groan that he's sure the streaming mics picked up.

His digestive issues usually play nice with chicken, so he should be fine to continue the event. But he could really do with a sit-down... Maybe a lie-down. Something away from the cameras, that's for sure— his trademark fitted green tank top was not designed with a gut this full in mind, and the hiccups he usually gets when eating spicy food are no doubt going to jostle his gut right out from the (relative) modesty of his shirt.

As with all my headcanons these can be bent or flipped or discarded at any time depending on what dynamic I'm in the mood for... But here's what I've got!

Detailed explanations below 👇

"Yeah I just got Lunch III on my spear" ah yes, the natural evolution of hobbitkind's second breakfast: the m.inecraft spear-wielder's triple lunch ✨ Made even better by the fact that spear lunges deplete your hunger bar, so everyone's complaining about needing to eat after playing around with the new features... Fuck they probably would need Lunch III to recover from jousting around.