Woke up and found this on my night stand next to my bed. Apparently I go after sriracha sauce when I’m sleep eating #fatevenwhenisleep #obese #wtf #seriouslybro #seroquel #sleepwalking #sleepeating #icanteven

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Woke up and found this on my night stand next to my bed. Apparently I go after sriracha sauce when I’m sleep eating #fatevenwhenisleep #obese #wtf #seriouslybro #seroquel #sleepwalking #sleepeating #icanteven

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Look who I got tonight #summonerswar #gaymer #awesome #badass #bountthunter #monster #geek #nerd #geekingput #ineedalife #seriouslybro #dark #darkelemant #yas
@huberpdx just asked an employee if the #beavers play around here... #seriouslybro we're in #corvallis!! 🙄😆#mexicanfood #elsoldemexico #huber #familyfirst #dinnertogether #love (at El Sol de Mexico)
Star Tofu "chicken" noodle soup for the fucking win, goddamit! #octothorpe #itsonmotherfuckers #souperstar #familyman #midwest #vegan #veggie #veganiowa #vegan #iowa #ia #dsm #desmoines #cookathome #fuckcannedsoup #canyoucancan #souperhot #icestorm #madewithlove #roseisalwaysintheway #platypus #fuckingstopwithallthesefuckinghashtags #seriouslybro #itsannoyingnow #shitslitfam #foodiefamily
Soup base! Oh, it's on motherfuckers! #octothorpe #souperstar #tofu #vegan #veggie #vegetarian #veganiowa #midwest #icestorm #ia #iowa #dsm #desmoines #soup #fuckingdelicious #familyman #madewithlove #wishwehadsmellovision #smellovision #platypus #whatswithallthesehashtags #seriouslybro #enoughalready #weneededabiggerpot

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Yes... I know my toe is ugly, but what makes it uglier is the futon it due to somebody's talons. Please... practice good hygiene on the mats. Trim your toe and finger nails before rolling, you savages! #bjjproblems #seriouslybro #myjiujitsu #BJJ #bjjLife #IBJJF #jiujitsulifestyle #wearejiujitsu #jiujitsueverywhere #HopeForLuis #RAD #surf #SurfLife #skate #SkateLife #SaltLife #SaltWaterIsTheAnswer #BeWater #BeExcellent #FindYourZen #SoulRebel #TriumphUnited #Legionnaire #TheLegion #shoyoroll #befirst #noless (at Blackzilians)
Me: Okay, you guys are going to take a practice test.
Students:*groan, but do as they're told*
Me:(reading the instructions and realising that I was given the wrong and incomplete test)
You know what? I can't give you this test. I was given the wrong one.
Students:*blink* Uhh...Can we watch Strike Back?
Me: (muttering under my breath) Yeah, I need some eye candy any ways. It's not fair to make you pay for someone else's mistakes.
Students:Yeaahhh!!
A few years ago being gay was wrong, horrible, the reason why you went through hell, ect Today people who are straighter than a stripper pole are saying they're gay like its a fucking trend. Like holy shit society-