#serfposting

Fuuuck dude the knights are all off fucking the princes and princesses there's no one left to defend my fucking field I got fucking taken over by a God damn enemy kingdom now I kneel to King Swearsalot fuuuck

The king got bored with our harvest god and announced a competition to determine what the new religion will be. So far we've had one bat cult, one spider cult, two wolf cults, and a snake cult show up. All the peasants are looking at each other nervously but the vizier seems really excited.

Fuuuuck my liege lord just joined a pirate cult 😔

Pronouns decided þee þou þy þine by autocorrect. Refer to me in second person informal pronouns or face my blade.

love cold gruel

Wenches will declare, "Thou art mine." Verily, I am but a humble serf. I am chattel to the king by his declaration.