I'm having fun thinking on Astarion getting completely wasted for the very first time at the Tiefling party.
And no I don't mean off the "terrible" wine. Which he had no reason to be drinking, anyway.
Technically Vamps can only become intoxicated off drunk people blood, and I know there is the whole "Bear" scene (no not THAT one, the act 1 one). But even if that was a drunk druid in wildshape(which I suspect) and he WAS drunk then, he didnt seem THAT tanked, and really was probably more jazzed off the euphoria of so much blood then anything.
So back to my party idea.
Tav was clearly drinking. They all comment on them having a great time and having a flush to their cheeks. Plus I'd bet everyone there was pushing drinks on them, so they were probably really tore up by the time they go hook up with Astarion.
So they get frisky and he bites them and then suddenly halfway through it he starts feeling the buzz but it goes from "hey I felt that" to "fuck I'm sloshed" FAST cause their blood is so booze heavy and he gets some dumbass thought in his head about it and snort laughs blood all over tavs neck.
And their like "tf?"
And Astarion is just like "Fuck.. I have no idea." But can't stop drunk laughing, suddenly all glassy eyed and clearly just as lit as tav, who is now drunk laughing also for no damn reason cause on top of being lit they are suffering bloodloss loopiness and HE'S laughing.
Yeah I think it would be a hilarious shit show.
Like imagine the shenanigans they'd get into? You know they wouldn't stay in the tent. Like maybe initially, but how could you NOT go on a "gremlin" adventure with your very hammered vampire bf? They'd be an utter menace. (And yes I suppose we could go into darker territories. Like being suddenly drunk mid-fuck when he is half ass disassociating could get triggering and crazy fast. But I dont wanna do that rn)
Wonder if Vamps get hungover?
He mentions his healing takes longer since being tadpoled.
They both come stumbling out the tent the next day dishevled, bloodstained and mad. Everyone else is sort of mad cause the two did dumbshit together and fucked with everyone last night and are also hungover (cept Halsin, who's makin' Hangover tea)
He would be THE WORST hungover bitch..... ever.
All "This is YOUR fault! I'm DYING and it's because of you!" to tav
"I didn't MAKE you bite me, and you knew I was drinking!"
"I thought you'd had a bottle or two like a sane person! I wasn't aware you'd downed an entire barrel of wine!"
While trying and mostly failing to take down tents/pack shit up.
