Oh, wow. It's that time, already... I'm finally here. We made it. Together.
This took me so long to make, and I could, honestly, have done better - but I don't really care about that, right now. What truly matters, is that it's done.
Every single thing, aside from the background and roses, was made by hand. The flowers have a 3D pop-up effect that's hard to capture on camera, but I'm so glad it worked out in the end.
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Here we are, finally a wonderful polycule!! I’ve been waiting so long for this and I’m pretty happy with this piece! Also, you may be wondering why the colors on the clothes look so different. 💖💜💙
I used sparkly pens! We’re officially sparkly royalty and I couldn’t be happier!!!
We have an official date for the day! Message me if you want to be in the bridal or groom party or to RSVP your place as a guest (if you want, you don’t have to RSVP if you want to be a guest). You’re also free to stop by during the day if you simply want to drop regards or any messages. There will be a start time for the ceremony announced later, but it start around midday and the reception will go on until the evening. Ceremony will (as we know it) be outside, so be prepared for inclement weather.
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Sans adjusted his bowtie in the mirror before him. Sweat was already beading down his skull; he dabbed it away with a washcloth. He looked himself up and down. The bowtie was royal blue sitting atop a starched white button-up. The tux itself was black with blue accents. On his feet were the shiniest pair of black dress shoes he could find with socks matching the blue of his tie. He looked like a totally different skeleton! But he knew that he would be disappointed with himself if he didn’t wear something nice for his own wedding.
“How do I look, bro?” He asked, turning away from the mirror.
Papyrus stood before him, his own tuxedo an inverse of his brother’s; royal blue with black accents. He also seemed to be sweating a bit. His smile shone brightly, however as he gazed at his brother with pride.
“You look fantastic, Sans!” He exclaimed, lifting his brother into a hug. “Lexi is going to love it.”
“You think so?” Sans asked as he was set back down.
“I know so! Afterall I, the Great Papyrus, have been studying the things your human likes! And I know for a fact that nothing is more attractive to them than their favorite skeleton in a well pressed suit! Nyeh heh heh!”
Sans’s smile brightened at his brother’s rambling. “Well,” he said. “Guess we better go get in our positions. See you there, bro.”
“Yes, yes! I shall see you at the altar, brother!” With that, Papyrus bounded off through the door. Sans could hear him in the distance ushering the rest of the groom’s party into their places.
He breathed deeply and looked at himself one last time in the mirror. He snapped some finger guns at his reflection.
“Show time.”
The site of the ceremony was set up like a circle. Instead of one aisle, there were two in a cross formation, separating the circle of chairs into four pie slices. In the center stood a small platform with a microphone stand surrounded by flowers. Orange roses and marigolds mingled with forget-me-nots and hydrangeas, the blue and orange contrasting against each other vibrantly, and the sweet smell settling over the area. The white lawn chairs were delicately tied together with orange and blue tulle. The sun was just about to set in the west. In front of the setting sun stood Asgore in a delicate white suit with gold trim, a thick book in his hands.
Monsters and humans alike took their seats in the lawn chairs, Flowey barking at them to hurry up. Off to the side nearby tables of food and drinks for the reception was a small DJ booth where Napstablook oversaw the music, a simple tophat and bowtie adorning his incorporeal form. As the last of the seats were filled Blooky looked to Asgore. The king nodded and Blooky nodded in return, setting the music for the procession. Asgore began walking down the west aisle toward the center.
From the east part of the circle the groom’s party and betrothed’s party walked side by side behind Frisk and MK. Papyrus, the Best man, and Muffet, the Maid of Honor, followed the children dutifully, and just behind them was Alphys with Undyne, Toriel with Mettaton, and Grillby with Lexi’s friend Kris.
The groom’s party all wore similar suits to Papyrus, with white trim instead of black. Muffet wore a gown of orange with white accents and the rest of the betrothed’s party wore similar gowns with black accents. Frisk and MK wore identical suit dresses of white and gold. MK used their tail to spread petals of echo flowers down the east aisle while Frisk held two simple rings upon a white satin pillow, glowing with pride and a smile on their face.
As the procession arrived at the center they parted from one another standing to the sides of the east aisle. The music gently changed to a soulful rendition of “Can’t Help Falling” as Sans began walking from the north aisle, and Lexi from the south.
Sans’s eyelights involuntarily turned into hearts for a moment as he took in the sight of his soon-to-be spouse. In a white ball gown covered in orange embellishments, Lexi strode toward the center, their eyes welling up with tears. A bouquet of orange roses, buttercups, and forget-me-nots rested in their hands. As the two joined Asgore on the small platform, the music faded. Muffet took the bouquet from Lexi and they put their hands in Sans’s.
“Heya.” Sans said shyly.
“Heya yourself.” Lexi replied, smiling gently.
Asgore opened his book with a grin as the couple turned to him expectantly.
“Friends, family, and other loved ones…” He began. “We are gathered today to witness a historic bond between man and monster. The first in centuries in fact!” Asgore chuckled heartily. “But really it seems like a footnote in comparison to the love these two before me share. The care they have for one another, the laughter they have spread, the joy they feel… We all can see how much Sans and Lexi have changed each other. Hopefully for the better.” The crowd shared a short laugh at that.
“But I’ve done enough talking for several lifetimes. I think it’s time we hear the vows you’ve both written.” Asgore took the microphone from its stand and handed it to Sans.
Sans pulled his hands away from Lexi’s and took the mic, tugging at his collar.
“Well, you know me. I’m pretty lazy so I didn’t write anything down… at least not physically. Lexi… when I met you I was in a bad place mentally. For as long as I can remember I’ve felt hopeless. Spending time with you, meeting humans like you, being able to laugh and live in the moment, has made me feel hopeful again. I said it before, but you are my star, kiddo. You make me feel like the world is my oyster. It’d be a shame if I went and clammed up now, of all times.” Sans winked at Lexi. They giggled as an audible groan was heard from multiple people in the crowd.
“So,” he continued. “I think it goes without saying, but I’m honored that you said yes to this crazy idea of mine and I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you.” Sans handed the mic to Lexi.
They took a deep breath and began speaking. “I’ll be honest, I’m not great at writing things down either. I didn’t even know what to write at all… But now I know exactly what it is I want to say. You make me happy, you make me laugh, and you’ve helped me feel like I mattered in this world. As long as we’re together, nothing else matters… because we’ll help each other through whatever comes our way. I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you either, funnybones. And that’s no fib-ula.”
Another groan passed through the crowd. Flowey gagged, rolling his eyes at the schmaltz. Sans laughed softly at the pun and took Lexi’s hands once more as the microphone was passed back to Asgore.
“That was lovely…” He said, wiping a tear from his eye. Asgore looked down to Frisk. “Frisk, may we have the rings?”
Frisk jumped up and held the pillow out to the couple, each of them taking the respective ring and placing it on the other.
Asgore turned his head to Sans. “Sans, do you promise to love and cherish Lexi, to protect them, and to make them laugh many, many more times, in this world and whatever comes next?”
Sans smiled brighter than ever before. “I do.”
Asgore nodded and turned to Lexi. “Lexi, do you promise to love and cherish Sans, to protect him, and to make him smile truly and often, in this world and whatever comes next?”
Lexi’s smile matched Sans’s. “I do!”
Asgore turned his attention to address the crowd. “Then, with these lovely folks, the Sun, the Moon, and the Stars as our witnesses, and by the power vested in me as the King of All Monsterkind,” He bowed his head to San’s and Lexi. “I now pronounce you husband and spouse.” The people in attendance clapped and whistled. Frisk and MK danced around each other in a circle.
Asgore stepped back, laughing. “You may kiss the groom!”
Lexi reached for Sans but before they could blink he was in their arms.
“Heya.” He said pressing his teeth to their lips. Lexi brought him in closer than ever before and kissed him deeply before breaking apart.
“Heya yourself.” They replied.
Sans jumped out of Lexi’s arms and hooked gripped their hand tightly. A broom was placed in front of the platform by Papyrus. Lexi and Sans leaped over it, their descent controlled by a burst of blue magic from the latter. They hit the ground softly and traversed the east aisle as more music played from the DJ booth. The procession followed behind the newlyweds, whooping and hollering. Fireworks soared into the twilight sky as Sans and Lexi led everyone to the reception area. Afterall, there was a party to be had, and lazy or not, neither of them would miss it for the world.
Wedding time! If you would like to take part/be there for THE softsweetedges wedding please send me a message to get the link! It will be given out at my own digression.
