Pick one of your muses. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your muse in a new post. Tag five people to do this meme.
Tagged by @star-platinums-wife
Ooh! This looks like fun! But which insert should I use? Hmmmmm…. I think I'll give you all a bit of a sneak peak of my BNHA insert! (Written as though it's a phone interview with a reporter because why not? XD)
Like… my hero name? Scarlet.
2. What is your real name?
Sayeko, you don’t need my surname.
3. Do you know why you’re called that?
Well I would assume because my parents liked it.
4. Are you single or taken?
5. Have any abilities or powers?
*blinks* Well I have cat ears, a tail, etc so clearly I'm not quirkless.
6. Stop being a Mary Sue.
Have you considered not being a douchebag? I swear you reporters just get worse and worse and you wonder why heroes like e and Eraserhead never want to give interviews.
7. What’s your eye color?
8. How about your hair color?
Red, like think the little mermaid, that red.
9. Have you got any family members?
I do, mom and pop run a bookshop and my big sis helps out when she can.
Between teaching at UA and my hero work, I unfortunately don't have the time. But I have noticed an increase in stray cats hanging around my apartment, tends to happen everywhere I move.
11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like.
Shoes. I really don't like wearing shoes. Now obviously if it's freezing out or I'm going somewhere that requires them, then of course I'll wear them. But that doesn’t mean I have to like it.
12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?
Hmm.. I enjoy reading, binging Netflix, playing video games, singing… Oh and baking! I make some damn good cookies if I do say so myself.
13. Ever hurt anybody before?
You know, it'd be pretty difficult to stop villains without ever hurting someone. See, they're usually not too interested in just turning themselves in without a fight.
14. Ever… killed anyone before?
Of course not. Other than being against my own personal moral code, you do know what it means to be a hero, right? It's my job to save people, to protect. Not kill.
15. What kind of animal are you?
*sighs* Are you an intern or something? Look kid, it might behoove you to do a little research before interviewing someone. I'm a cat, hence "the feline hero" bit.
16. Name your worst habits.
Keeping a terrible sleep schedule. I either don't sleep enough or I sleep too much, there is no happy middle ground for me.
17. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Well, I suppose my parents. See there were certain members of the family who were against their marriage, insisted their quirks weren’t… a good match. But mom and pop didn't let that stop them, they knew they were in love and there was no one else they could be with. That takes a lot of courage.
18. Gay, straight or bisexual?
Ugh, bisexual if you must know.
Yes, I graduated from UA.
20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Well uh… I mean I wouldn't be opposed to it…. Someday… But! I'm not giving up hero work any time soon! So don't go expecting any retirement announcement.
21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls?
Ah, well… Such is the life of a pro hero. I may avoid the media as much as I can, but even I have my fans.
22. What are you most afraid of?
Being a failure? Letting people down? I guess..
23. What do you usually wear?
My hero costume is basically just dark purple leggings and a halter crop with some light purple accents. But when I'm off duty, I usually wear skirts or leggings and some nice shirt.
I uhhh, yeah? But if you think I'm gonna give you some tell-all about my personal relationship you've got another thing coming.
25. When was the last time you wet yourself?
Umm, what the actual fuck? I'm genuinely trying to figure out if you're fucking with me now.
26. Well, it’s not over yet!
Seriously, how many more questions? I have better things to do with my day off than spend all day on the phone with you. Ugh. Well there better not be anymore creepy questions.
27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class)
I’d say middle class, I suppose. My apartment is decent and comfortable enough. It's not like I'm struggling to make ends meet, though I don't have much free time.
28. How many friends do you have?
Eh, I have a few, mostly the other staff at UA like All Might, Present Mic, Sea Melody ( @shiroeswife ), @wispy-selfship-eden
29. What are your thoughts on pie?
Pie is great! My go to pie to make is cherry, but I make apple as well.
Sweet tea and coffee, but I'll drink energy drinks too. Like I said, I have an issue with getting enough sleep so caffeine is vital.
31. What’s your favorite place?
My bed and don’t take that the wrong way. I like sleep.
32. Are you interested in someone?
33. What’s your cup size and/or how big is your willy?
Fuck you, pervert. I am NOT answering that.
34. Would you rather swim in the lake or ocean?
Lake, definitely lake. The ocean is too big, who knows what's down there?
That's none of your business. My boyfriend is my type. End of story.
37. Seme or uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or Submissive?
Ask another invasive question and I will hang up this instant. You're lucky I can't get my claws on you. Damn creep.
Indoors, preferably somewhere warm and sunny where I can take a nap.
39. Are you wanting the quiz to end?
Yes. And how about you don't contact me again?
40. Now it’s over! Tag five people:
Fine, if it means I can get back to enjoy my free day.
@shiroeswife @wispy-selfship-eden @jagerdernacht @lildreamysoul @misa-bun