#self aware!au

To be fair Hera isn't perfect either. She's bitter, jealous, and vengeful in the myths. But to reader it's all Zeus' actions that cause Hera's fits.

✎ Ok but imagine when reader gets teleported to genshin, everybody is awaiting for their arrival for a elegant being to walk into their cities. But instead reader is the most confused and awkward person you could lay your eyes on.

✎ Reader may of played the game but once there in it their beyond confused about everything in tevyat. Aether could be the first person to find them for example and he could be complimenting them on everything only for reader to stare at him with the most puzzled expression 

✎ “Your Grace! You guided me to finding my sister Lumine you were with me throughout my entire journey. Please, let me guide you to Mondstadt its the least i could do” Even after Aether’s whole speech you still could stand there and say “what’s a lumine?”

✎ Imagine just a terrified reader running for their life away from their devoted followers scrambling to find a phone. “911 hello I need police theres a group of crazy cosplayers chasing me down I don’t know what they want from me and-” “Your Grace!” “They keep calling me your grace I don’t know just call the entire swat team or something like that or- OH MY GOSH THEY HAVE WEAPONS SEND THE ENTIRE MILITARY HELP PLEASE”

✎ Reader could be hiding in a shack trying to catch their breathe in the middle of absolute nowhere they’re convinced their safe only for all the archons to completely tear the door down with the rest of your beloved acolyte behind them.

✎ “Never thought there would be a day I’m hiding in a shed from a group of some insane crazy cosplayers. I mean I’m just trying to get some good sleep and- OH MY GOSH THEY HAVE BROKEN THE DOOR. HOW DID THEY FIND ME WHAT SORT OF GOOGLE MAP ARE YOU GUYS USING???”

gn!reader, sagau/cult!au, imposter!au

characters mentioned : zhongli, ei (raiden shogun), venti

warnings : religious connotations, violence, beheading, death.

“i have seen the way you worship them,” you start off slow, voice hoarse from being deprived of water for days on end. you could feel the grime between your fingernails; the wounds, cuts and bruises that littered your body; the sweat that rolled down your back and the piercing gazes from citizens.

the archons had been kind enough to allow you to have final words as they force you onto your knees; wrists and ankles bound with thick rope that dig into your skin, head hung low.

though, as soon as the bell atop the tower rings, your beheading was to be issued.

you hoped you could get under their skin a final time. to send a shiver down their spine. perhaps, a flashing thought of mercy. though, you realise, that may be pushing it. taking a deep breath to relax your nerves, you continued.

-🎉

wholesomeness is needed 🥺

well.

CW: yandere themes, cult au, genshin impact, sagau, unhealthy relationships

characters included: zhongli, tartaglia, venti

type of reader: gn!reader, god!reader, darling!reader

zhongli

okay, to first understand. zhongli is like probably the most devoted out of all of your acolytes! (ofc if you don’t want that slip a request and ill change that hehe ;) ) you’re a kind god and this just shows it! whether it be helping the lower beings citizens or just being nice to someone being rude to you (like what??) it makes him love you even more!! your kindness is inhuman! kinder then probably all the archons out there! this just probes that you are truly the most important god in teyvat. although… for the person who insulted you. yes your mercifulness and kindness to them is amazing, but their actions won’t go unpunished. whether you know or not they will be… dealt with. but of course! don’t let this break your kindness and happiness! just keep being you. <3

venti

venti, who is probably the most friendliest out of the archons, praises you every single time you are kind ! (every. single. second.) one day, you and venti are going out to pick flowers! there is this type of flower that you want to see in person. of course, venti agrees to go! you both are walking in the warm sunlight and you reach the place where you find the flowers! but someone bumps into you and starts… insulting you. just about he is to jump into the conversation. you stop him, i apologize for bumping into you, don’t mind us and have a good day! the person kinda looks at you weird and leaves. venti is.. starstruck! wow his god just was able to literally fight someone with kindness! he starts giving you compliments and how you are so kind and so beautiful! what a lovely day.

tartaglia

how dare he. HOW DARE HE INSULT YOU? what kind of low-life thing insults you! the second he is about to lunge into a fight. you pat his head. (yayyyy you just saved someone’s life) you’ve always been kind to people and received the kindness you deserved back! so why was this person just being out right rude to you when you did absolutely nothing wrong? “look i get you probably had a bad day, i hope your day becomes better!” the person looks at you, and the childe, and then leaves. just. like. that. screw the random person! how amazing was that! his god just basically fought someone with kindness! of course, that doesn’t mean he will let the person go, i mean, just because you had a bad day, doesn’t mean you have to bring it on someone else. of course he won’t deal with it, even though he would like to he can’t bear the thought of you getting upset.. so what does he do? gossip to every acolyte and have them deal with it! it’s really effective!

thank you for your incredible request new 🎉anon! (everyone who requests, feel free to become an anon!)

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So the reason things are so mixed up with family titles in the Au actually has an explanation :D

The Greek gods (and most gods tbh) all have a very weird messed up family tree. This is especially true for Reader. Being the first God means they are the progenitors of all the gods Aka the parent. But seeing as they dont remember it and instead only truly remember their life as a mortal in our world they act young and confused. Which triggers all the gods to want to care for them.

The godly behaivor of reader is long buried instinct. Hence the times they act like a God should, when they behave as the parent and with pride. But the moments are jumbled. Kinda like an elderly parent with dementia that makes them childish most of the time, but there are glimpses to who they were before in moments of clarity.

Gods are ageless in the sense they won't die and their minds do not (typically) falter. But the prison reader was in, the faux world they think is real has done damage. Which leads them all to behave as guides, protectors, and sometimes parental for God reader.

I'm a firm they/them chaos believer but also they don't care *what* gender you refer to them as.

As for reader saying they need to change forms would hurt a little bit but Chaos would simply oblige; after all it doesn't really matter to them what form they take. Plus they had been in this form for a while a change would be nice.

Content warnings: mild yandere, mentions of blood (not a lot just little pin prick),

The pair always knew you wouldn't be the same as them. But the lack of pointed ears did make them take a second look. They didn't doubt who you were, never! They just were surprised. The endurance wasn't a surprise at all. Of course you were more capable then the average person here.

Zelda is the most vocal in your protection. Some of her people may view you as a false idol. But she berates them and if need be will prick your finger and let the golden blood flow as proof beyond her word. It rarely got to that point. Most were more than happy at the idea you were back and having such faith in Zelda that they didn't ask much. Zelda and her people as a whole devote themselves to your safety even if you could out last them.

Link is torn in his duty. He is bound to protect Zelda and all of Hyrule; but in his heart he wants to abandon that to be *your* knight. He's grateful that his duty and your safety swiftly went hand in hand. Zelda was rarely without you too so he could stay close as well.